| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 NOTE - For some reason C4 repeated season 1's When Aliens Attack as episode 11 of season 2. Why, I don't know. So we jump from episode 10, HHRHGB, to 12, ACOMO. To see When Aliens Attack's cuts click here. In March 2003, C4 were showing a run of season 2 episodes uncut for the first time. Then it came to ACOMO, and they showed this, the censored version! Is it because they won't risk broadcasting the word 'bastard' at the family hour of 1am, or something? 12: A CLONE OF MY OWN - C4 PREMIERE 28.08.01, 18:30 THE ONE WHERE After his 150th birthday, Professor Farnsworth realises that he's not going to be around much longer, so names a successor for himself - his newly-created clone, Cubert, who turns out to be a right obnoxious little But when PX are in danger of losing the Professor to the Sunset Squad robots, who take him to the planet people live on in really really old age, they need Cubert's help. DEFINITE CUTS BY CHANNEL 4 DEFINITE CUTS BY SKY ONE ------------------ The water has just been let out of Cubert�s tube and he�s been brought to life: (PX stare in amazement) CUBERT What, you�ve never seen a genius� wiener before? PX No! / Never. FRY Well, once in the park... ----------------- Professor is showing an unimpressed Cubert his inventions: PROFESSOR That�s my prize-winning Smelloscope. If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won�t be out of the loop! ----------------- Later, when PX are watching the Professor�s goodbye message before he was taken away by the Sunset Squad robots: PROFESSOR I�m sure Bender has just made a cunning remark, but he doesn�t know I taped over his soap operas to record this. BENDER You bastard! [censored by C4 & Sky] ----------------- The ship�s engine is broken, and only the Professor knows how to fix it: BENDER (trying to shock Professor and wake him up) Your social security cheque is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words! FRY Dammit! We�ll have to fix the engine ourselves! LEELA We can�t, you bastard!! No one knows how it works. It�s impossible! [censored by C4 & Sky] [Thanks to Peel member 'Chump' for that one] |
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