| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 9: A BICYCLOPS BUILT FOR TWO (page 2 of 2) - C4 PREMIERE 21.08.01, 18:00 - uncut premiere 15.03.03, 01:00 After all the internet cuts (see previous page), there were more bits of this episode cut out - including the funny, bitchy and often offensive banter between Alkazar and Leela. ------------------------------- During Alkazar�s email to Leela: ALKAZAR (on screen) Fortunately I was able to write down your screen name before I was dispatched by that oafish moron [meaning Fry]. FRY (watching message) (smugly) Kicked your ass� ALKAZAR (on screen) Leela, we have much to discuss� ------------------------------- Later, when Alkazar is ordering Leela about in his castle: ALKAZAR So get to work on these dishes. And then organise my collection of naked celebrity photos by name and what you can see. ------------------------------- Alkazar, Ratman and his girlfriend and Pig are sitting down: LEELA Hey! Where�d you get this couch, and that TV set, and all this stuff? ALKAZAR They were giving it away on the street corner � just like you, Leela! (Pig / Ratman / Ratman�s girlfriend) Whooo! Woof woof woof! LEELA Too bad they weren�t giving away the three things you actually need� This bit looked really bad, with Leela jumping to a different place in the space of one frame. ------------------------------- Seconds later: LEELA (talking about Fry, who�s stuck in the dungeon) Come on Al, can�t you let the little guy out? ALKAZAR Jeez, Leela, twice in one day?! I�m not Superman! (Pig / Ratman / Ratman�s girlfriend go wild and whoop even louder) ------------------------------- At dinner: ALKAZAR Yo Leela, what gives? Pig says your slop tastes like crap! PIG (eating slop out of a trough) Yeah! Like crap! (yet he continues to eat it) -------------------------------- ALKAZAR Not long ago, I spent my lonely nights renting slasher flicks with Ratman and his girlfriend� Kids don't even know what they are! Why censor it? -------------------------------- At the end, Alkazar has just been found out by all of his five wives, and has to explain: ALKAZAR I gave you all what you wanted, and of course I made a few bucks letting Pig watch through the two-way mirror. -------------------------------- LEELA All right, Alkazar � I just have one last question for you. ALKAZAR What�s that? LEELA If you could change form, why didn�t you change it in the one place that counts? (Wide shot of everyone whooping and cheering: Pig / Ratman / Ratman�s girlfriend, PX and the four other wives. Professor is still whooping after everyone stops. Not whooping � the robot who conducted the marriage, Nibbler and Alkazar) The worst thing about this cut is that, in some forced-labour factory in Korea (if that Simpsons Itchy And Scratchy episode is anything to go by), someone probably worked really hard to draw those detailed frames of animation � and C4 censored it! Those nasty pasties. (THE FRAMEGRAB IS BELOW) |
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