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| All the world is a stage,and we are merely the players....so, ad lib it - Shakespere..and Me combined |
| Life is alot like Vegas,your up,your down,and in the end the house always wins,but who says you did'nt have fun? - Billy Crystal in Deconstructing Harry |
| Life is alot like a bowl of punch,it has a wang to it -Adam Sandler |
| Animals have rights,but their lefts are jucier -Uncle Daniel (cool guy) |
| Sh*t happens......and I always seem to step in it |
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| If Lamb Chop married Howdy Doodie her name would be Lamb Doodie. |
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| Hey, you lied to me, there's no alcohol in Mountain Dew! -Drunk guy at a party |
| He who hesitates...is stoned - Gallagher |
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