SpongeBob Square Pants
-SpongeBob-
"Gary, you are going to eat your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"
"Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?"
"Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
"No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"
"Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."
"I anything can't do right since because pickles!"
"Can't have dirty garbage!"
-SpongeBob and Patrick-
[SpongeBob has shaped himself in the form of Texas to irritate Sandy]
SpongBob: Hey Patrick. What am I?
Patrick: Stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
Patrick: "Liar, liar, plants for hire."
SpongeBob: "It's plants on fire, Patrick."
Patrick: "Well you would know, liar."
Patrick: "Where is 'Leaving Bikini Bottom'?"
SpongeBob: "What?"
Patrick: "I just saw a sign that said, 'You are now in 'Leaving Bikini Bottom'."
Patrick: "24."
[SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]
SpongeBob: [giggling]"Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24."
Patrick: "Let's hear it."
SpongeBob: "25."
[Both burst out laughing]
-Patrick Starr-
Janet!? Marty!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
"This grain of sand looks very suspicious. And so does this rock! And I have some questions for this little piece of grass."
Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM!!!!
I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle". Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End."
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here! We stole a balloon!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!
"I know a lot about head injuries... belieeeve me!"
Drooling:
"Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are."
"I can't see my forehead!"
"Rectangles!"
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
"Stupid inflatable pants!"
My ice cream! IT'S ALIVE!
-Patrick, and ManRay-
ManRay: "Excuse me sir, but I believe you dropped your wallet."
Patrick: "It doesn't look familiar to me."
ManRay: "What? But I just saw you drop it. I am trying to be a good citizen, and return it to you."
Patrick: "Return what to who?"
ManRay: [Reaching into the wallet and pulling out Patrick's I.D.] "Are you a Mr.Patrick Starr?"
Patrick: "Yep."
ManRay: "And I found it in this wallet, and therefore, this must be your wallet."
Patrick: "Makes sense to me."
ManRay: "Well, take it."
Patrick: "It's not my wallet."
-Gary-
Meow!
-Plankton-
That's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!