Pirates of the Caribbean
-Captain Jack Sparrow-
Me? I'm just dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.
You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.
I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammactically.
Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.
Do us a favour... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
...and then they made me their cheif.
Stop blowing holes in my ship.
Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
JS: Why is the rum gone?
E: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
JS: But why is the rum gone?
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just as she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.