Ferris Bueller
-Ferris-
Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find yourself a new best friend.
A)You can never go too far. B)If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.
Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off people.
I didn't hit you! I lightly slapped you!
Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favourites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.
A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell youthat a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.