Futurama
-Fry-
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!
Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Fry: Whats deathrolling?
Kid tribe member: It's like skateboarding, but half the time someone dies.
Fry: Oh! So it's a little safer than skateboarding.
-Bender-
Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first.
Not enough room? My place is 2 cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole nother 2/3rds of a person!
I hate people who love me. And they hate me.
Leela, save me! And yourself I guess... and my banjo... and Fry!
Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.