Name: David Lee Evan

Nicknames: Furious, Fury, Furry, D, Dave, Clown, Slap,
Sled dog, vinegar and any others I have accumlated since birth.

Age: 23

Birthday: July 28, 1980

Eye Color : Hazel

Hair Color : Dark Blonde

Hometown: Las Vegas, NV (sin city) and Sacramento, CA

Occupation: Ex-military and professional bum for the time being.

School: I'll hopefully be starting college here really soon.

Major: When I start, i'll be taking Psychology and Sociology.
Maybe even some Criminal Justice

Favorite Bands/Artists: Stone Temple Pilots, Incubus, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Norah Jones, Lit, Usher, Weezer, as far as white-people-music goes.. for the rap section, Eminem, Dr. Dre, old school NWA, Timbaland & Magoo, and that's about it.

Favorite Movies: The Gladiator, There's Something About Mary, The Rock, Old School, The Matrix Trilogy, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, American Beauty.. And some risque video's we'll leave out for the younger audience in attendance.

Favorite Book: Timeline by Micheal Crichton, The Firm by John Grisham , and Without Remorse by Tom Clancy

Favorite Television Show: The Family Guy ("You dont belong here. What's your name?" .... "uhhh Pea, uhhh Tear, uhhhh Griffin. Ah crap!"), The Simpsons, Conan O'Brien, and Spongebob Squarepants. (hey, it's a good cartoon)

Favorite Revelation as a Child: Probably when I realized that the mailman, the milkman, the easter bunny, Santa Clause, and any other mythical creatures you can think of werent my dad.

Favorite Names for a Band: Broken Hymen and the Penetrators.. Vaginal Yeast.. Accidental Goat Sodomy

Favorite Procedural Response to a Completely Asinine Statement: Respond immediately with a blank face of disbelief, quickly question the person's mental health, and creatively establish that, despite their answer, their mental dificiency has indeed been asserted and verified. Avoid slap.

Favorite Fictional Body Part: Sharkhands (mmm...).

Favorite Colognes: Polo Sport, Hugo, Curve, and VerySexy (actually from Victoria's Secret.. and YES it's for men, stop laughing).

Favorite Miscellaneous Thing to Have in My Car: An extra shirt, pair of pants, and pairs of socks and shoes.. granted I've never actually had to use them yet.. but I know I will some time, for some reason, sooner or later.. and then we'll see who's giggling, you bitch..

Favorite Sound I Continuously Fall Asleep To: My youth slipping away.

Favorite Time to Take a Nap: Any time.. that's the best part. You can call or IM me at ANY time of the day or night.. and you can never predict if I'm sleeping or not. It's a mystery...

Favorite Part of my Computer: The webcam. I don't think any more explanation is necessary.

Favorite Online Girlfriend: Nadine.

Least Favorite Bands/Artists: Any band or singer that allows their music to be remade by Kids bop. Jessica Simpson for her extreme stupidity and christina Aguilera for trying to look a different race

Least Favorite Thing I End up Explaining Over and Over: Why my nose twitches when I'm excited. (Dont ask)

Least Favorite Food Condiment: Despite it being a so-called "fundiment," Green ketchup (yes it's ketchup, not catsup.. if you spell it "catsup" I will hit you).. who the hell came up with this? It feels so damn unnatural.

Least Favorite Key on the Keyboard: The "Scroll Lock" key.. because, come on.. when's the last time you ever used it? If ur about to mention a time out loud to yourself, DON'T, because you're lying.

Least Favorite Place to Get a Papercut: That thin line of skin that connects the asshole to the balls.. aka the gooch. (That would be fun at all)

Least Favorite Thing I have to Consistently Suffer Through: People who forget how to spell "what". It's not wut or wat or even the dreaded wha..

Least Favorite Movie Ending of All Time: The Hulk. The whole movie was retarded and then he gets in a fight with a lake?! If you thought this movie was interesting, then I shall beat you with a tack hammer.