These are all the cookies I baked for christmas and the ones on the right are my "porno" cookies. There's two radio-active men, two roadkill people, a roadkill cat, four fish (one a red herring), Topless Gingerbread woman and a naked Gingerbread man, a blue ant-eater, a radio-active snowman, angle whore (complete with needle tracks), pimp santa, and the ho-house with three hos (get it? ho ho ho?)
Angie and I both got Furbies this year, hers is May-may and mine is Aay-kay. And the right picture is of our tree on the dock.