| It�s not easy being a man... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. - If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. - If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. - If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. - If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. - If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. - If you don't, you're an insensitive ba$tard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. - If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert. - If you don't, you're gay. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. - If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. - If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. - If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. - If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're an oversexed pervert. - If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN......... THEY WANT TO ! |
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| Here's a more recent picture of my Home Theatre setup. |