"You've just got to live every day of the life you've got."
                                                                            Jessica Trueblood

"Boobs are universal.  Everybody likes'em."
                                                              Chantelle Brooks

"Oh, how cute. Go fuck yourself."
                                  Valarie Harger

"Let's sneak in the front door."
                                      Megan Gritman

"Love isn't based on rational thought."
                     Brianna Leonard

"I hate books.  Books you get knowledge from."
                                                   Tiffany Mizell

"Foreign Languages are stupid"
                                  Tiffany Mizell

"Man, it's too late to be gettin all metric on me!"
                                              Jason Lassiter

"You don't need to be apologizing.  Just start sucking."
                                                               THE Phrkshw

"No.  You can only pet him with nice touches."
                                    Amy Niblett

"I didn't do it!!  What did I do?"
                            Trisha Wommack

"Don't talk out your ass when your mouth is full of shit!"
                                                   Bruce Pittman

"Fuck that word.  That word needs to go to hell."
                                                                Mike Wilson

"MmmHmm, that'll be pushin' it perfect."
                                                    Mike Wilson

"He's not a kid, but he is degrading himself by getting old."
                                                    Mike Wilson
"Paul is the Non-Chalant Pimp."
                                Mike Wilson

"If they would get off the childish ways, Mike will be nice"
                                                 Mike Wilson

"I'm big jumpin' bean jack!!"
                       Mike Wilson, swinging a sledge hammer

"Don' worry, I'll talk to her like a grown up"
                   Mike @work

"Well, i need two.  You're showing one questionable, and the other one; I just wanna get lucky."
                                                                                                           Mike @work

"Im'on teach people that I am lost my compassion"
                                           Mike Wilson

"If there's a U in dumb, that had it!"
                                                Mike Wilson

"I meant 'I' in the 'we' sense."
                        Mike Wilson
 

"You gotta watch those people.  They're as cutthroat as hell, and'll stab your ass in the back in a heartbeat."
                                                                                                             Terry Wilson

"You know what Kryptonite is?...  It's the stuff that killed Santa Claus!!"
                                                                                            Pam Wilson

"That sounded like a tape that had been in the sun all night"
                                               Sonny White

"If you're gonna leave me for a man, make sure its a good looking one."
                                                          Ruth to Marc

"Vehicles and bitches will cripple and break you."
                              Marc Casper

"You a bonafide coon, ain'tcha?"
                          Marc to Stacy

"I would rather have diarhhea than anything else.  It's quick easy and low-maintenance"
                                                                              Marc Casper

"She ain't gonna be bringin dat youngun over when she's gonna be sucking my dick!"
                                                                              Marc Casper

"240 pounds?!?!  You fat rascal!!  You should have NEVER put your weight up there!!
                                                      Marc Casper

"If you expect bad things to happen, they will.  It you expect good things to happen, well, bad things are STILL gonna
happen!!"
                                                                                                Marc Casper
 

"There's a fine line between courage and stupidity."
                                Paul Perry

"The cost of having free will is regretting some of your choices."
                                                                             Paul Perry

"Fat like that comes from effort!!"
                                   Paul Perry

"Ain't learning experiences a BITCH??"
                                  Paul Perry

"Well, if you're out all whoring around, and you're throwing it everywhere, it's gonna land somewhere."
                                                                                            Keith Jernigan

"There are very few personal problems that can't be solved without the application of high explosives."
                                                                                                           N'Dru Suhlak

"Sometimes deciding what you want is as difficult as deciding if you really want it."
                                                                                                         Paul Perry

"Marriage is in the heart, not on the hands."
                                 Paul Perry

"I wanna get Mario Party 4, so i can put Luigi in the figure 4, Yoshi in the pool, and Princess toadstool in the buck!!"
                                                                                                                     Paul Perry

"Human survival is driven by lust and hate."
                                                           Paul Perry

"All televangelists are vampires.  They are long-lived bloodsuckers, charismatic leaders capable of having others do their bidding."
                                                                                             Paul Perry

"Dammit I paid for it, I'm eatin' it!"
                                      Bobo Casper

"Nothing good ever happens.  But sometimes, bad things happen to the people you don't like.  It's the best you can hope for."
                                 Dr. Paul Braim
 
 

"How did she get that ugly in 34 years?"
Marc
"She WORKED on it!!"
Paul

If a bitch will touch liquor, she'll touch cock.      Pound you bitch? I'm gonna quart you.      Randy Travis is good.  He got shit that make me cry.      You more man than a barbershop quartet, aintcha?      Dennis Franz, now that's one ass flauntin bitch.      That bitch is harder to follow than a snake with dairrhea      All women are bitches until you stuff your cock in they mouff.      I was the king of the world, then I got ass-raped.      ...so good you'd go bear hunting witha flyswatter.
She had inviting trousers

"You know me, I think everybody deserves a friend.  Friends are our most precious commodity."
                                                                                      Bob Ross (yes, the painter)

"You have to be easy with it.  Pretend you're a whisper.  Soft, caress it. Make love to it."
                                                                                              Bob Ross, on painting

"It's not as much fun to beat and bang on it.  It's too small"
                                                  Bob Ross, cleaning a brush

"We don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents."
                                                                  Bob Ross

"Need some wood?"
                      President George W Bush

"I'll make trophies of their spines."
                                           Illyria, last episode of Angel

"It's not about being invulnerable...it's about being ready, for anything."
                                                                  Captain Dylan Hunt     Andromeda

"We're not all strong enough to turn the other cheek. Some of us like to hit back."
                                                                                              Fred Williamson

"I dont want a wedding, I want a marriage."
                                               Monica Gellar

"Burn on that old crew!   The only things they did better than us was suck and die!"
                                                                  Leela from Futurama

"I can only show you the door,  I can't open it."
                              Morpheus (The Matrix)

"The truth changes everything"
                           Sidney Bristow "Alias"

"I'll be in my bunk..."
           Jayne Cobb "Firefly"

"Life is itchy!!"
         John Larroquette

"Shoot first, send flowers later."
                Col.  Jack O' Neil, SG-1

"...Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
                                                                            Dr. Ian Malcolm  "Jurrasic Park"
"The truth is rarely pure, and never simple."
                                                    'Harm' Rabb  "JAG"

"Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork'n spoon"
                                                          Marie, from Everybody Loves Raymond

"The truth changes everything"
                      Sidney Bristow  "Alias"

"If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line.  But it better work this time."
                                                            Dave Mustaine of Megadeth

"Too many people simply give up too easily, You have to keep the desire to forge ahead, and you have to be able to take the bruises of unsuccess. Success is just one long street fight."
                                                                                Milton Bearle

"...You pay a toll to get to Heaven, but on the road to Hell there's none..."
                                                               Jimmy Pop Ali of the Bloodhound Gang
                                                                                        Milton Berle
"Carving is a delicate dance between knife and bird."
                                                                             John Larroquette
 

"Almost noone lives the life they have planned for themselves."
                                                       Trance Gemini
                                                                               Andromeda

"He tasks me.  He tasks me, and I will have him!"
                                            Khan Noonien Singh StarTrek II The Wrath Of Khan

When Conan the Barbarian was asked, "What is best in life?" :
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women"

"Break me off a switch, son; there's about to be a whuppin"
                                                                Faith guest on Angel

"Crybabies do not get boobies!"
                        Jennie Garth on "What I Like About You"

"This is bullshit.  I wanna see box.  Pan down"
                                   Booger in Revenge of the Nerds

"Time is the fire in which we burn"
                            Dr. Tolian Soren (Star Trek:Generations)

"What is right cannot be measured by strength."
                         Tealc' (Stargate:  SG-1)

"Even fools say wise things from time to time."
                  Emperor Palpatine (Bounty Hunter Wars Series)

"Understanding is a three-edged sword.  Your side, their side, and the truth."
                         Kosh, Vorlon Ambassador (Bab5)

"People shouldn't believe in -isms.  People should believe in themselves."
                                                                       Ferris Bueller

"Art is lies that tell the truth."
                           Pablo Picasso

"Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people."
                                                                                                           Barbara Walters

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
                                                                                                                     Dan Rather

"If you live your life in fear of what might happen, you're not really living."
                                                                                 Anonymous

"Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven"
                                                       Anonymous

"Dance like no one is watching, and love it like it will never hurt..."
                                                               Anonymous

"When you have a hammer all your problems look like nails."
                                                               Anonymous

"Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without"
                                                                                                          Anonymous

"Love is the only thing that we carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy."
                                                                                                           Louisa May Alcott

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
                                                                                                                                                Joseph Conrad

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
                                                                                                               Albert Einstein

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed."
                                                                                Robert Frost

 "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
                                                                                Andre Gide

"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."
                                                                               Aldous Huxley

"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."
                                                                                 Hermann Hesse

"Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts."
                                                                                                         Clare Booth Luce

 "Sometimes people make yucky things."
                               Kelsey Marshall

"Is not absence death to those who love?"
                                           Alexander Pope

"Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind."
                                                                                               Marcel Proust

"You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers."
                                                                                                        John J. Plomp

"The only real way to live is knowing that you could die."
                                                            Anna Sharova

"By treason, falsehood and by treachery, Our great progenitors had conquered?"
                               William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part I: Act V, Scene IV.

Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
                                                                                                 Howard Scott

"Things are entirely what they appear to be and behind them...there is nothing."
                                                                                       Jean Paul Sartre

"The tragedy of life is not what we suffer but rather what we miss."
                                                               Sir Walter Scott

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
                                                                       Mark Twain

"The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself"
                                                                                                           Oscar Wilde

"Ah! don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong."
                                                                                   Oscar Wilde

"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
                                                           Oscar Wilde

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
                                                   Walter Winchell

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program."
                                                                                     Bob Wells

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
                                                                                      Jane Wagner

"The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children."
                                                                                                          King Edward VIII

God does not call those already equipped; He equips those he calls.
     Sign @ Union Baptist Church
 

"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
                                                                                           Sir Winston Churchill
"Difficulties mastered are opportunities won"
    Sir Winston Churchill

"There are no limits to what a man can accomplish, if he doesn't mind who gets the credit."
                                                                                                           Ronald Reagan
"Courage is realizing you're afraid and still acting"
                                                                          Rudy Guiliani

“Oh, it’s on now... I ain’t fucking around today.”
                                                                    Maj. Frank McClary (US Army 3rd ID)
                                                          Operation Iraqi Freedom, after learning of the treament of US POWs

"There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but boys, it is all hell. You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come. I look upon war with horror."
                                                                   William Tecumseh Sherman
 

"It has long been noted that some conquerors prefer enemies as fierce as tigers and brave as eagles, for only then can they savor the true joy of victory."
                                                   Lu Xun

"It is well that war is so terrible; else we would grow too fond of it."
                                                                                           Robert E. Lee

"Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill each other if it is not done."
                                                                                   George Bernard Shaw

"Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America—not on the battlefields of Vietnam."
                                                                                   Marshall McLuhan

" The guerrilla fights the war of the flea, and his military enemy suffers the dog's disadvantages: too much to defend; too small, ubiquitous, and agile an enemy to come to grips with."
                                                                               Robert Taber

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history."
                                           Benito Mussolini
 

"Guerrillas win wars, but they don't come home to victory parades."
                                                                               Col. John Boyd

"Fight the enemy, not the terrain"
                               Col. John Boyd

"Don't worry about your flank.  Let the enemy worry about his."
                                                             Col. John Boyd
 

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission."
                                                   General Douglas MacArthur

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
                                           General John Sedgwick's last words before being killed by sniper fire.