Yeah, you've waited long enough.  Here are a few of my best pickup lines.  I use them for laughs.  Never once has any type of pickup line worked for me.  So, the best I can hope for is to do what I do best anyway...entertain people.  Or, just get them to look at me funny.
 

Hey, bitch, you look real marginal.  Whats your name?

Damn, girl you look plain.  Almost like you don't even give a damn.  Wanna drink?

Were you going for the half-ass look?  Cause, baby, you got it.

Did it hurt? {when she asks What?, answer with this:}  Your fall from heaven.

Ask if you can see her scars.  If she takes the bait and asks "what Scars?"  Gently place your hand on one of her shoulderblades, and say "The scars from when you had your wings removed."

Hey, honey, I know you get naked in the shower.  Why not do it for me right now?

Hey baby!!  Looking to get naked?  Cause I am!!