SMS MESSAGES

SMS MESSAGES

FUNNY SMS | LOVE | FRIENDSHIP | QUOTATIONS |

LOVE MESSAGES

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
A day without your love is a day without life.
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
All we need is love.
and am I only thinking of you ?
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
away!
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
Don't forget to love yourself.
Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Einstien.
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" - Albert Einstien
I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
I can't think of anything but you.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George Elliot
I love you more than all the tea in China.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
I love you! From the earth till the moon!
I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
I see you in every passing face
I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
I'll love you till the cows come home.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
I'm so sad when you're gone. Come back soon. Miss you!
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.
In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. - Marc Chagall
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.
It's a rainy day when you're not around
Let love be your greatest aim.
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
Love conquers all. - Virgil.
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott
Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Goethe.
Love is being stupid together.
Love is friendship set to music. - E. Joseph Crossmann
Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important.

FRIENDSHIP MESSAGES

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. -- Frank Crane
A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence. -- Sheryl Condie
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
A friend reaches for the hand and she touches your heart
A friend to all is a friend to none. -- Aristotle
A good motto is: Use friendliness but do not use your friends. -- Frank Crane
A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth. -- Charles Darwin
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
A true friend stabs you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger - old proverb.
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. -- Benjamin Franklin
Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! -- George Eliot
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. -- Mohammed Ali
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead. -- Anna Cummins
Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.
Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends. -- Jacques Delille
Friends always show their love. What are brothers for if not to share troubles? -- Proverbs
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.
Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together -- Woodrow Wilson
Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.

FUNNY MESSAGES

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

QUOTATION MESSAGES

1.As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate
2.There is no substitute for hard work.
3.Duty pays you. Safety saves you.
4.Take time to look- it is price of success
Take time to think-it is a source of power
Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom
Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness
5.Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both
6. The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.
7.Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true.
8.Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
9.Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun.
10.Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.
11.Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
12.Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.
13.Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.
14.In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
15.The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.
16.Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.
17.Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.
18.Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;
but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
19.Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.
20.Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.
21.Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.
22.Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
23.Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.
24.Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in
any sphere.
25.Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
25.To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us
26.As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.
27.Our errors are steps on the way.
28.A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit,
change without progress, enquiry without object,
putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????
29.It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.
30.Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
31.You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.
32.If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.
33.Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
34.If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
35.You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.
36.ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
37.The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.
38.Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.
40.Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.
41.For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
42.Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D
43.Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
44.Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
45.Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
46.Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.
47.People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
48.If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!
49.Learn to hide your h
eartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.
50.Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.

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