John David - My father... I think. O.o;

Scott - My uncle, but also brother to my brother.

Brandon - My brother, but brother to my uncle and father...? 

Angela - My sister, but girlfriend to Scott, who is my uncle but also brother to my brother, who is brother to my father. *grabs water bottle*

Autumn - My sister, but ex-girlfriend to my father, sister to my brother who is brother to my uncle..

Rachael - My sister!  And that's all she is!! W00+!! Normality!

Laura - My mother, ex-girlfriend to my father.  She's normal, thank god.

Danielle - My sister, but ex-girlfriend to my uncle who is brother to my brother who is really my uncle, but also brother to my sister who is sort of my mother but not really... my god, this is really getting ridiculous.  *chugs water*

Sho-chan - My former boyfriend, now back to lovely status of "best friend."  And I am quite glad he's related to none of my freaky family. O.o

Kizoku-chan (Erica) - My elf, my best friend, my sister, and recently adopted as my uncle Scott's twin sister and John's girlfriend, which would make her my aunt and my sister-in-law? ... God, can you tell we're from Alabama? O.o;;

Kerri - Mother to my father, but sister to my brother, so what does that make her?  My grandsister or something?

Bart - My gay cousin!  LMFAO!  No, he's not really gay, I just decided to make him my cousin.  ^^; Don't hate me...

 Christine - My demented, odd daughter, love child of some relationship or another... O.o; Sho-chan, John or Jimmy, one of you want to explain this?

Breanna - Brandon's daughter, my cousin, but sister to my uncle Scott who is brother to my brother, but also brother to my father... eek. ;.;

John - My sister, my brother's brother, currently dating my elf (you stole her you ass! *glare*).  I think he's everyone's brother, or some shit like that. O.o

Cory - My man-bitch, who Erica CANNOT steal (*triumphant grin*) and probably related to everyone else by some bizarre stretch of the imagination.. I'm sure we'll find someone to stick him with.

Bryan - My blonde-haired, blue-eyed twin brother, who is also brother to my brother.

Jimmy - The father of my flour child!! (Yes, flour child.  Experiment in psychology... heh.)