Seldom used slogan for Ochre Scalp and Hair Products, Ltd.:
"Is the time derivative of your hairline a non-zero number?"

 

"Oh no!  The coefficient of restitution of my check was >0!"

 

Some seemingly exciting topics of Linear Algebra (taken from my textbook):

  • "The Orthogonal Case"  [Sherlock Holmes, perhaps?]

  • "Encounters with Akx"  [...of the Third Kind]

  • "Achievement of Steady State"  [Can you do that for a human, too?]

  • "Parity-Check Matrix Decoding"  [Ah!  Clandestine-ness.]

 

This page is best viewed while standing on your head with soldier ants roaming.*

 

In an effort to further the cause of simplicity, I propose the following:

 

And the insanity will continue, so long as the penta-dimensionally enhanced entity's dimensional de-conundrumizing receptor insists upon shearing teeth.  Send an e-mail to my asylum; the nice people in white jackets will make sure I get it.

 

*flagrant plagerism (see, I'm not the only one who's crazy)

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