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Name: Neil Raymond Hatton
Also known as: Neil The Beard
Role in band: Drums
Date of birth: 06/03/82
Favourite bands/artists: Pantera, Metallica, Nirvana, Down
Non-musical influences: Al Pacino, Vincent Vega, Glenn Humplik, My Dad.
Favourite food: Large Lamb Doner and chips
Favourite drink: Guinness
Pet hate: Pop music
Length: Huge
Height: 6'1
Build: L
Facial hair: Stubble/Burns/Beard/Goatee/The whole works

Top three albums:

Vulgar Display Of Power - Pantera
Nevermind - Nirvana
NOLA - Down

Top three songs:

Mouth For War - Pantera
One - Metallica
Angel Of Death - Slayer

Neil's top tips: Wash your bell-end (if you have one), watch your arse, grow a beard.

Interesting facts:

-Neil likes blowjobs.
-Neil likes his doner kebabs with pickled chillis, hot chilli sauce and lots of onion.
-Neil is quite greasy.
-Neil's piss sounds like he is running a bath.
-Neil is Ian's brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Neil doesn't smoke yet he has abnormal amounts of phlegm.
-Neil is an arse man.
-Neil does not smell like an arse.
-Neil does not support Arse nal.
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