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| [23:39] <hinga> I have a portentious commenb to make [23:40] <hinga> comment [23:40] <hades> ??????/ [23:40] <Planet_Waves> ok hinga let's have it ;) [23:40] <hinga> well its a fart actually but it sounded good Eh? [23:45] <hinga> well - just aQ [23:46] <hinga> ?? [23:46] <hinga> Q? [23:46] <Mystie> wot [23:46] <Planet_Waves> wot ? [23:46] <Planet_Waves> Q? [23:46] <Mystie> yeah wot [23:46] <Mystie> lol [23:46] <Mystie> is [23:46] <Mystie> the [23:46] <Mystie> q [23:46] <HoratioSmythe> just a q [23:46] <Mystie> ? [23:46] <Planet_Waves> see what we've reduced ourselves to ! [00:57] <tweetyboy> i know maudie, not happy, was trying to finish typing before she left. damn my slow fingers [00:57] <maudie> lol [00:57] <maudie> cold finger.... lol [00:57] <^spectre^> insert them somewhere warm tweetyboy lol [00:58] <tweetyboy> maudie, can i borrow your twisted ring??? [00:09] <Planet_Waves> who is she ? [00:09] <HoratioSmythe> she? [00:09] <HoratioSmythe> i dunno [00:09] <HoratioSmythe> some tart apparently [00:09] <HoratioSmythe> ? [00:09] <Mystie> caramel? [23:12] <heyvick> TriviaBot flashes me a lot!!!!!!!! [23:08] * ^^^Danny^^^ takes off his shirt [23:08] <Tektronix> and den [23:08] <^^^Danny^^^> throws it across the room [23:08] <Tektronix> go danny [23:09] * ^^^Danny^^^ slides of his pants [23:09] <Tektronix> wahoooooo [23:09] <^^^Danny^^^> & kicks them off [23:09] <Tektronix> nice underwear danny [23:09] <Catherine> �� B���� �� :o(( ^^^Danny^^^ [23:09] * ^^^Danny^^^ slowly wiggles out of his undies [23:10] <^^^Danny^^^> & kicks them to Tektronix [23:10] <heyvick> geez, turn the heat up ^^^Danny^^^ [23:10] <Tektronix> your turn Russel_Dalrymple [23:10] <Tektronix> wooohoooo [23:10] <Tektronix> Russel_Dalrymple I didn't see you taking anything off [23:10] * ^^^Danny^^^ parades around the room naked [23:10] <Tektronix> omg [23:10] <Tektronix> I see it's cold [23:10] * Russel_Dalrymple doesn't waer undies so throws his willy-warmer on the stage [23:10] <Tektronix> huba huba [23:11] <Tektronix> willy warmer????? [23:11] <heyvick> haven't you ever seen one of those Tektronix??? [23:11] <Tektronix> so does that mean we have Willomena warmers [23:11] <Tektronix> just never heard them called that heyvick [23:11] <Tektronix> what size was it Russel_Dalrymple [23:12] <Russel_Dalrymple> in some places the are called ugg-boots Tektronix... ;) [23:12] <heyvick> yep, that was the formal one? lol [23:12] <Tektronix> hey I've got ugg boots on tonight Russel_Dalrymple [23:12] <heyvick> hawwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhh, wipe your chin Russel_Dalrymple, lol [23:12] * Tektronix hands Russel_Dalrymple a hankie [23:12] <^^^Danny^^^> lol [23:12] <Russel_Dalrymple> one can dream [23:12] <Tektronix> you can get dressed now danny [23:12] <^^^Danny^^^> at least i can back up my claims hehe [23:13] <heyvick> pass another tissue Tektronix [23:13] * Tektronix passes Russel_Dalrymple a tissue [23:13] <heyvick> hang on, ^^^Danny^^^, guess we don't know what your claim is!!!! [23:16] * ^^^Danny^^^ is willing to back up any of his claims in person [23:16] <Tektronix> are you over 18 danny [23:16] <^^^Danny^^^> yep [23:16] <Tektronix> and bigger than a breadbox [23:17] <Tektronix> smaller than a house [23:17] <Russel_Dalrymple> over 18???? tek [23:17] <Tektronix> well are you over 18 Russel_Dalrymple [23:17] <Russel_Dalrymple> greed is a very bad trait [23:17] <Tektronix> who's greedy [23:17] <^^^Danny^^^> you talking a french stick or a dinner roll lol [23:17] <Tektronix> not me I am too deep to be shallow and too poor to be greedy [23:18] <Tektronix> french stick [23:18] <Russel_Dalrymple> thinking mor a baguette [23:19] <^^^Danny^^^> ok peoples i gotta go & put my clothes back on [23:19] <^^^Danny^^^> its getting cold [23:19] <Tektronix> please do danny [23:37] <Kirsten> sounds like john farnham lol [23:37] <Mystie> lol does it [23:37] <Kirsten> hi BmyAngel [23:37] <Mystie> sheesss [23:37] <Mystie> sadie [23:38] <Mystie> the cleaning ladie [23:38] <Kirsten> the cleaning lady......... [23:38] <BmyAngel> hi Kirsten [23:38] <Kirsten> oops [23:38] <Kirsten> she wipes her bum and feeds it to the baby.......... ewwwwwwwwww [23:38] <Kirsten> thats what i used to sing when i was a kid... sick arent i [23:44] <tweetyboy> i use to have a tap that it was on Kirsten but have no idea when the tape has gone so i'd been searching for it for ages and finally found it a couple of weeks ago [23:45] <Kirsten> hahaha when i started reading that i thought... why is he telling me about a bloody tap????? lol.... like.... [23:55] <Kirsten> hahahaha git under the house tweetyboy go on....... git... pmsl [00:49] *** Kirstenknowswhenshesnotwanted is now known as Kirstenchangesnicktoshorterone [21:45] <flowerchild> lets have a round of topic 2 [21:45] <flowerchild> just for fun [21:45] <Planet_Waves> better leave them all in lol [21:45] * MsPretty hits flowerchild what are you nuts? [23:07] <krypto_nite> i have answer sheets too..but mine are for tomorrow nite [23:08] <lena> lmao krypto_nite and we need a credit card to get a copy of them also don't we? [23:08] <krypto_nite> lol..just watch where u swipe it!!! [23:08] <lena> i'm waiting for lessons to find out what i have to do with it or where i insert it or whatever i have to do with it [23:09] <krypto_nite> (_|_).....thats NOT a autobank.... 00:14] <^spectre^> hey ^^necromancer^^ is that why you asked me in priv last night could i be your boss lol [00:15] <^^necromancer^^> not blardy likely ^spectre^, i'm quite happy with who my boss is now, but if you're happy to wear the four inch spike heels, we can talk about it [00:16] <^spectre^> i thought we did ^^necromancer^^ but i wont be apart of your kinky ways well not with a male anyway lol [00:39] <^^necromancer^^> i just have one ungrateful son so we leave him outside to run around and do what he likes and we feed him once a day if he's lucky [00:39] <^spectre^> yeah and he actually does resemble you ^^necromancer^^ lol [01:16] <teardrop> pmsl teardrop [01:16] <tweetyboy> pmsl teardrop, stop laughing at yourself. hehehehehehe [01:16] <teardrop> oh snort as Planet_Waves would say!!!!!! [01:16] <tweetyboy> lol [01:17] <heyvick> lol Planet_Waves!!!! [01:17] <Planet_Waves> lol i'm out of this one [01:17] <teardrop> change ya nick tweetyboy cos i'm outta control hehehehehe [01:53] * ^spectre^ hits tweetyboy around with a kenworth truck [01:54] * tweetyboy ducks under the kenworth and watches as ^spectre^ goes careening off over the cliff. oooooppppppsssssss cya ^spectre^, i should have to you to brake on that corner shouldn't i [01:55] * waif throw ^spectre^ life saving rope........ [01:55] * teardrop throws tweetyboy a machete [01:55] * ^spectre^ grabs waif's rope and climbs to safety [01:56] * teardrop stands on top of the cliff with her arms wide open [01:56] * waif pushes teardrop off [01:56] * ^spectre^ grabs teardrop before shes falls over [01:56] * waif feels real bad, so throws rope down to teardrop [01:56] <suzy_q> suzy notes that they are all still as nutty as fruitcakes in this room what bliss lol [01:57] <teardrop> lol waif [01:57] * teardrop grabs waif's rope and ties herself to ^spectre^ [01:57] <teardrop> lol suzy_q nuffinks changed lol [01:57] <suzy_q> teardrop you flirt [01:57] <tweetyboy> pmsl suzy_q, somethings are bound to never change. hehehehehehehe [01:57] <teardrop> you will still fit in perfectly hon hehehe [01:57] * waif uses teardrop as bungee tester [01:57] <teardrop> pmsl waif [01:58] * ^spectre^ unties himself from teardrop and ties teardrop to the bed [01:58] <suzy_q> I have had a s.poohy night [01:58] <waif> uh oh [01:58] * teardrop boings boings boings up and down and cliff face [01:58] * heyvick takes a big run and pushes the whole mob of idiots over the cliff!!!!!!!! [01:58] * tweetyboy lays at the bottom and waits for teardrop to bounce around on that elastic band [01:58] <teardrop> hehehe ^spectre^ sheesh now what happens lol [01:58] * waif uses machette on bed [01:58] * teardrop reminds ^spectre^ that she is sweet shy innocent and naive [01:59] <waif> rope just too short too reach tweetyboy at bottom of cliff [01:59] * tweetyboy reminds teardrop she ain't fooling no one with that balony [01:59] <teardrop> lol tweetyboy i'm a vegie .... balony means nuffink to me hehehehe [02:00] <teardrop> lol suzy_q and heyvick we may be crazy but u two are in a class of your own hehehehe [02:00] <^spectre^> hmmmmmm yes teardrop you are if i remember right ..... you taste sweet ..i love it when you put on that school dress and play the innocent part and yes i was very naive before i met you lol [02:00] <waif> we all be playing around at bottom of cliff [02:00] <teardrop> lol ^spectre^ [02:00] * teardrop quickly opens her kinky box and finds a gag for ^spectre^ [02:00] <teardrop> lol waif playing with what may i ask? lol [02:00] <Planet_Waves> gawd, poor cliff ! [02:00] <waif> vegies ?? [02:01] <waif> meat ?? [02:01] <waif> Pi��in Myself Laughin Planet_Waves [02:01] <teardrop> roflmao [02:01] <tweetyboy> meat and two vege [02:01] <teardrop> pork sausage u think waif? [02:01] <waif> too limp [02:01] <teardrop> pmsl [02:01] <tweetyboy> naaaaaaa not if you get the sausages that have bones in them [02:02] * teardrop thankfully grabbed the gag from ^spectre^ and bound her own mouth lol [02:02] <waif> bones ?? [02:02] <teardrop> sausages with bones?????? please explain ????/ i wanna know more lol [02:02] <Planet_Waves> uh oh, they're away now... [02:02] <tweetyboy> stops them from going limp [02:03] <waif> spray starch does too, dont mean we like it on the sausages [02:17] * teardrop wonders whether she should stay undressed and go to bed or get dressed and present myself decently again [02:18] <^curlyblond^> any one in the bed teardrop? lol [02:18] <tweetyboy> noooooooooooo teardrop, stay undressed, i prefer the view as it is [02:18] <teardrop> nah unfortunately ^curlyblond^ nothing thats not battery operated anyways lol [02:18] <^curlyblond^> bro ur such a perv [02:19] <^curlyblond^> BOBBBBBBBBB is good teardrop lol [02:19] <teardrop> pmsl ^curlyblond^ [02:19] <^curlyblond^> least he dont complain or make ya sleep in the wet spot lmao [02:19] <teardrop> i see you've experienced the BOBBBBBB sensation also hehehehe [02:19] <teardrop> nor does he snore ^curlyblond^ lol [02:19] * ^curlyblond^ slaps herself for that comment [02:20] <^curlyblond^> correct teardrop lol [02:20] <tweetyboy> well he does if you forget to turn him off teardrop [02:20] <^curlyblond^> was more like BOBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [02:22] <Simon> who's BOB? [02:22] <^curlyblond^> BOB- Battery Operated Boyfriend Simon [02:25] <Simon> I'm on the prowl 24-7 [02:39] * ^curlyblond^ You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". [02:41] * ^curlyblond^ Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. [02:41] <Planet_Waves> lol [02:41] <Simon> oh noooooo [02:41] <^curlyblond^> become a bird type swallow :o) [02:42] * ^curlyblond^ takes the warning and slap her own tokkus [02:42] <Planet_Waves> i can't believe you actually admitted that ^curlyblond^ lol [02:43] <^curlyblond^> whatthat i hid the bodies ? lol [02:43] <^curlyblond^> hide [02:43] <Planet_Waves> slappin the tokkus :P [02:43] <^curlyblond^> ohh that i made them lmao [02:43] <tweetyboy> no, that you swallow [02:43] <^curlyblond^> shhhhhhhhhh bro [02:43] <^curlyblond^> damnit lol [02:43] <Planet_Waves> pmsl [02:44] <^curlyblond^> tasmamian they gunna think lmao [02:44] <^curlyblond^> and how the hell do u know what i do anyways? [02:44] <tweetyboy> cause you bloody tell me practically everything anyway [02:44] <^curlyblond^> i dont tell u that [02:44] <^curlyblond^> omggggggg [02:45] <tweetyboy> so how big is 12 inches?? [02:45] * ^curlyblond^ throws things at tweetyboy from a short distance lol [02:45] <^curlyblond^> big enough [02:45] <^curlyblond^> or not big enough depending on how u look at it lmao [02:45] <tweetyboy> pmsl [02:44] <^curlyblond^> tasmamian they gunna think lmao [02:44] <^curlyblond^> and how the hell do u know what i do anyways? [02:44] <tweetyboy> cause you bloody tell me practically everything anyway [02:44] <^curlyblond^> i dont tell u that [02:44] <^curlyblond^> omggggggg [02:45] <tweetyboy> so how big is 12 inches?? [02:45] * ^curlyblond^ throws things at tweetyboy from a short distance lol [02:45] <^curlyblond^> big enough [02:45] <^curlyblond^> or not big enough depending on how u look at it lmao [02:45] <tweetyboy> pmsl [02:45] <^curlyblond^> lmaooooo [02:45] <tweetyboy> you mean depending on if you're mum [02:46] <^curlyblond^> noo then she would holding her head and screaming ohh my foot my foot lmao [02:46] <tweetyboy> then it's a bus depot and truck stop [02:46] <^curlyblond^> garage for the unused lol [02:46] <tweetyboy> rofpmsl [02:46] <^curlyblond^> toooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny [02:46] * ^curlyblond^ is cryinggggg and snortinggggg [02:47] <tweetyboy> good for storage space though. hey maybe we could move some stuff in, make it easier for when we move [02:47] <^curlyblond^> bro im logging this and showing mum what u said about her [02:47] <^curlyblond^> change her name to MILLERS self storage [02:48] <Planet_Waves> uh oh [02:48] <^curlyblond^> okkkkkkkk i dont think everyone need to hear this - its kinda a family issue lol [02:48] <^curlyblond^> and no one is talking bro lmao [02:48] <Planet_Waves> that quieted them ;) [02:48] <tweetyboy> pmsl, think they've all fallen off theit chairs in shock [02:48] <^curlyblond^> either that or they all went into chock ll [02:48] <^curlyblond^> shock [02:48] <Planet_Waves> i was shocked 15 minutes ago [02:48] <tweetyboy> lol [02:48] <^curlyblond^> chock ? chook woth a bit of wood somewhere up it [02:49] <^curlyblond^> when i came in Planet_Waves? lol [02:49] <Planet_Waves> yes ! [02:49] <^curlyblond^> it always manages to go gutter level when i come here lol [02:49] <Planet_Waves> revived now with various pills and mechanical devices [02:49] <Planet_Waves> almost ready for bed [02:50] <tweetyboy> lol Planet_Waves, so am i actually [02:50] <tweetyboy> cause i have to get up and do an assignment tomorrow [02:50] <^curlyblond^> Planet_Waves u have a BOB too lol [02:50] <Planet_Waves> yeah i know tweetyboy, i can hear you motor humming from here.... [02:50] <^curlyblond^> tweetyboy U R NOT using BOB [02:51] <tweetyboy> not damnwell likely ^curlyblond^ [02:51] <Planet_Waves> i don't need no bob ^curlyblond^ [02:51] <Planet_Waves> y'see i've got me very own BobEtte ! [02:51] <Planet_Waves> only a couple more days puffing now 'till she's fully inflated ! [02:51] *** Planet_Waves reaches for another heart pill [22:36] <Joanna> how old r u Cali [22:36] <^^^Danny^^^> lol [22:36] <Cali> have a licence to drive dinosaurs [22:37] <Cali> taught jesus his magic tricks [22:37] <Cali> walk on water etc [22:38] <spud88> they won! [22:38] <spud88> we did [22:38] <Joanna> who [22:38] <Cali> who [22:38] <Cali> who [22:38] <Cali> who [22:38] <Cali> who [22:38] <spud88> canetoads.. [22:38] <mia13> lol [22:38] <Joanna> frogs [22:38] <Cali> is there an owl loose in here? [23:22] <spud88> did i tell you about the man that asked his wife if she wanted to change positions that nite? [23:22] <spud88> she said yep! you do the dishes and i will sit on the couch and watch tv and fart! lol [23:23] * spud88 sits back in corner and behaves [23:23] * Joanna` throws a doona over spud88 [23:24] * spud88 stays in corner and zips his mouth... [23:24] * Joanna` gets out the paddlock [23:24] * spud88 helps Joanna` look for paddlock [23:25] <Joanna`> gunna zip you up for good spud88 [23:25] <Joanna`> Laughin Out Loud [23:25] <spud88> Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee ok go right ahead lol [23:25] <Joanna`> just got to find the dang thing first [23:25] <spud88> cuff me too!!!! [23:25] <Joanna`> oooh I WILL [23:25] <Joanna`> over the ears?? [23:25] <spud88> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [23:27] * spud88 looks over at ��ץ ��ץ Joanna` ��ץ ��ץ [23:27] * Joanna` looks sus at spud88 [23:27] <Joanna`> I'm not sexy [23:27] <spud88> your not? [23:27] <Joanna`> nope [23:27] <Joanna`> fat and ugly [23:27] <spud88> aw2eee. what a shame [23:28] <Joanna`> buck teef [23:28] <spud88> wow my typ eof girl! [23:28] <spud88> Laughin Out Loud [23:28] <Joanna`> glasses.. two inches thick [23:28] <spud88> cool. then ya can see my hunch back then huh? |
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