Don't Golf With Your Wife
A man staggers into an emergency room with a  concussion, multiple  bruises,  two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around  his throat.  Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.  "Well, it was like this," said the man.  "I was having
a quiet round of  golf  with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced
our balls into a  pasture of cows."  "We went to look for them and while I was rooting  around, I noticed one  of  the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure  enough, there was the  golf  ball with my wife's monogram on it ... stuck right in  the middle of the  cow's  butt.  That's when I made my mistake."  "What did you do?" asks the doctor.  "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey,  this looks like  yours!"
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