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In the restroom, 3 guys were standing side-by-side using the urinals. The 1st guy finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be sanitary." The next guy finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Minnesota and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The last guy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the Michigan State University and they taught us not to piss on our hands." |
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