2. Say Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say �Hmmm, I�ve never seen that color before.�
5. Drop a marble and say, �Oh shit, my glass eye.�
6. Say �Damn, this water is cold.�
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and then sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, �Now how did that get there?�
9. Say, �Humus. Reminds me of humus.�
10. Fill up a large flask with mountain dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of you neighbors while yelling, �Whoa Easy boy.�
11. Say, �Intereasting�. More sinkers then floaters.�
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it underneath the wall of your neighbor. Then say, �Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?�
13. Say, �C�mon Mr. Happy! Don�t fall asleep on me!!�
14. Say, �Boy that sure looks the a maggot�
15. Say, �Damn I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?�
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper consciously lay down your �cross-dressers Anonymous� newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wasll and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say �Peek-a-boo�
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing �Born Free!�