1. Don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful, hate me cuz
your boyfriend thinks so!!
2.East to the sea, West to the land, Death to
the B*tch, who touches my
man!
3.If you need a nickel, i'll give you a dime, If
you need a man, Bitch
don't F*ck with mine!
4.Roses are red,Violets are blue,God made me
pretty, what happened to
you?!
5.God created men first `cuz you always need a
rough draft before the
masterpiece!
6. God Loves stupid people, thats why he made so
many men!
7.Only good girls go to heaven, I wasn't
invited!
8.Sex is like pringles, Once you pop, you can't
stop!
9.Children in the dark causes accidents,
accidents in the dark cause
children!
10.I Have P.M.S and a Gun, now what were you
saying?!?! :)
Things Guys Can Say:
1.Its not the size of the boat its the motion of
the ocean!
2.Do you believe in love at first sight or do
you have to walk past me
again?
3.Loves a sensation caused by temptation, a guy
sticks his location in a
girls destanation, to increase the population, of
the next generation, do you
understand my explanation?, or do you need a
demonstration? :) hEeh HeH
4.Don't drink and Drive, you might go over a
bump and drop your beer!
5.God gave me brains and a penis and only a lil
bit of blood, i can only
work one at a time!
6.If guys got a period, they would brag about
the size of there tampons!
7.Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your
legs, i'll show you some power