| It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste
association. "I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell
me what flavor it is," she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, "What flavor is that?"
The whole class answers "Mmmm, that's cherry."
"Very good," the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and
they reply, "Mmm, that's grape."
"Very good," she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed
by the strange taste, so the teacher says "OK, I'll give you a hint, it's
something your parents might call each other."
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, "Spit 'em out everyone,
they're ASSHOLES!" |
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