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Blessings, Wonderful Blessings !
Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a mistake when ...
... you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet ...
... they move the ends.
Thou shalt not weigh more than ...
... thy refrigerator.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than ...
...going to the garage makes you a mechanic.
Men are from earth.  Women are from earth. 
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and ...
... Deal with it.
... narrowness of the waist change places.
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It is easier to get forgiveness than... 
No husband ever got shot while... 
...  doing the dishes.
... permission.
If you must choose between two evils...
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away...
...  three weeks before you need it.
... pick the one you nave never tried before.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves ...
...  for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Called her lately?
Just a suggestion...
...DO IT!
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