Troll's Night Before Christmas

 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND ALL THROUGH THE HOOD
TROLL WAS ONCE MORE DRINKING; HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD.

HIS FINANCES WERE IN SHAMBLES, CELL PHONE TURNED OFF BY SPRINT,
THE TRUCK PAYMENT WAS LATE AND DUE, SO WAS THE RENT.

NO PRESENTS IN THE APARTMENT, AS HE CRACKED OPEN A BEER,
EXCEPT FOR A BIG RUBBER DILDO, FROM STEPHON, THE QUEER.

HE WANTED THE YOUNG MEX CHICK, HE HAD JUNGLY-GYM FEVER
BUT SHE SHOT HIM DOWN COLD, SHE WAS SAVING THE BEAVER.

HE WAS LOOKING FOR ACTION, HE WAS FEELING QUITY HORNY,
SO HE E-MAILED A FAT CHICK, THE SIZE OF A PONY.

SO SHE RUSHED TO THE GHETTO, THANK THE LORD SHE DID MAKE IT,
HE WAS WAITING AT THE DOOR, STANDING THERE BUCK-NAKED!

HE TOOK HER IN THE BEDROOM, WHERE BLOCKS SUPPORTED THE BED,
HE ROLLED HER IN FLOUR, AND PLACED A BAD OVER HER HEAD.

HE PULLED OUT A STEP LADDER, AND CLIMBED HER WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT,
AND HE MADE IT ON TOP, BURNT HIS ASS ON THE CEILING LIGHT!

BUT ALAS WHEN HE DID MAKE IT, HE ARRIVED THERE ON TOP,
ITS REALLY KIND OF SAID, WHEN HE DID, ONE EAR DID POP!

SIMILAR TO THE STORY, OF THE WHO'S AND THE GRINCH,
HIS PECKER DID TRIPLE, FROM ONE TO THREE INCH!

HE HUMPED AND HE GRUNTED, TIL HE SHOUTED WITH GLEE,
AND LIKE HIS TOOL HIS DID LAST, IN SECONDS...ABOUT THREE!

HE TOOK A QUICK SPONGE BATH, AND THEN A FAST CRAP,
OFFERED A PRAYER TOWARDS THE HEAVENS, HOPED HE DIDN'T GET THE CLAP!

HE HAD FORGOTTEN THE CONDOM, "OH, WOE IS ME!,
I'LL JUST HAVE THE DOCK CHECK ME FOR ANY AND ALL STD."

SO HE HURRIED HER OUT THE DOOR, FOR A CAB GAVE HER A BUCK
THANKED HER FOR COMING (AS IF SHE DID!) AND WISHED HER GOOD LUCK

HE KNEW HIS FRIENDS WOULD CHUCKLE, AND SAY HE HAD NO CLASS,
BUT LIKE MISTLETOE OVER A DONKEY, THEY COULD ALL KISS HIS ASS!

AS HE CLIMBED UNDER A COVER, NO MONEY FOR THE HEAT,
WHEN HE GOT GOOD AND COLD, HE WOULD JUST BEAT HIS MEAT.

HE SENT OUT GOOD WISHES, KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

- AUTHOR UNKNOWN.

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