FAQ U!

This is where you get to see the questions people ask, and the lies we tell them in return.

Okay, that's not true.

We make up the questions too...

What is a FAQ?

A FAQ is a FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS page.

Are you guys REALLY gonna do this racing thing?

Yes you twit.

Are you guys sick in the head or something?

Yes. And you smell bad.

Are you guys going to put dead bodies in the coffins?

Yes. Are you volunteering?

Can I come watch?

Sure. you can lay at the end of the track and act like speed bumps. Seriously, yes you can, but the participants get preferential treatment...

When will it be happening?

When we are good and ready. June 26th 2004.

Can I race too?

Yes. Read the rules. and if you skip #'s 1, 7, or 15, I will know it and kill you myself.

Can I ask you a question?

You just did. E-mail me to ask another. Then I will post it here along with your full name, address, phone number, place of employment, that phone number, and your mother's phone number so that we can all call you up and laugh at you personally... All submissions will remain nameless unless you tick me off.