I really don't know. But this exclusive footage from our photographer Mike Hixenbaugh seems strange...
Now, spank me if I'm wrong, but if you ignore the extremely hot male in the lower left hand corner you will see what appears to be a vampiric form of Sax taking blood packets from the coolers which were from the Blood Drive at the school and putting them in his massive dress.... er.. trenchcoat. Honestly. You can blame Mike's photography skills on any discrepancies.
Now it appears that he's going after our photographer. Run Hix, Run. Now Sax better watch out because Hixenbaugh has these moves like a crazy fox/sheep mix. And I wouldn't want to mess with tha.....
OH JESUS CHRIST! I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU TIME TO RUN HIX! OH GOD, YOU DON'T FIGHT VAMPIRES! CRIMINY. Well, someone call Buffy.
OH GOD HE'S AFTER THE CAMERA. Okay. That's enough. I don't need to see anymore.
Well, this raises some questions: Goth by day, Vampire by Night? Are Goth and Vampire the same thing? Should I stop making gory pics? The answers to these lie alone with Sax.
So E-mail his ass.
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