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And the winner was........................................................................ JakeFuNC. Yes, JakeFuNC, the founding father of this very webpage! As the implications of this revelation begin to realize in your mind, you might start to wonder: What does this prove? Does it prove that JakeFuNC has an enormous amount of creativity, and the uncanny ability to supply humor? Does it prove that his talent is unique among mortals? Or could it prove that I was baised in my decision proccess, and chose the winner because of some shady deal with my friend? It proves that I only got two submissions for the contest in two months! One was from JakeFuNC, the other from a crackpot. Believe me, the last thing I wanted was for that smug bastard to take down the grand prize; but you know what? He did. Can you guess why? It's because you dumbasses didn't send anything in to me at all. If you fuckers would have sent me something even remotely good, I wouldn't have had to give 5 bucks to that smiling idiot! But no, you guys are just great, let me tell you. In fact, let me show you. If you didn't send anything in, click here |
| If you think that was lame, you should have seen the other entry. |
| Results Page for the Annual FuNChome Scholarship Mark II |
| But perhaps this submission requires a little explanation. You see, BIG CHIEF CURRENCE's first name is "Aaron". He loves to eat, but can't stand vegetables. He also loves Pac-Man. Yep. That should about handle it. Anyway, without further ado, I am pleased to present to you: "AARON CURRENCE EATS IT ALL" |
| Until next year, take me |
| Hell no! I'll tell you what it proves!! |