Keri Roberts- Seattle
Mahatma Ghandi emphasized his triumphant
return to the NBA on friday. Scoring a 
humbling 73 points in the game, he 
established his place as the Washington
Wizard. Gandhi shamed Jordan,who had 
staged a similar attempt to return to
the sport of professional basketball. 
Buddhas smiled benevolently down as Gandhi
executed 21 three point shots in one five 
minute strait. Ghandi claimed his accuracy
through peaceful meditation while listening 
to new-age music. The Mahatma also set a 
not-so-suprising first when he shed his former 
beliefs of non-violence by fouling out of
the game in the first quarter, and also 
by breaking the nose of a photographer. Gandhi
was heard to say after the game: "I truly am the shiznit."