Straight out of Soul Train
And the transformation is complete
Have you ever wondered where Britney
Spears or the members of N*Sync got their moves? You can be sure its not from practice. Whats that? You want to know how? Well its a very long and complicated story...
The journey begins when the stars managers call a man named Darrin, he has several diabolical plans to make even the whitest celebrity dance like a pro.
The evil container...
When these plan failed, Darrin built a 'Trans-Groover' out of some spare trash he had laying around. Darrin then proceded to kidnap the grooviest people ever: R&B singers, he then locked them into the 'Trans-Groover'.
Darrin then trans-grooved the groove of the R&B singers into his loyal clients. Now infused with grooviness, the wannabes are able to dance in public without being mocked. Now they are only mocked for their annoying music.
Darrin's Deceiving Dance Lessons
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And thats what its all about........
You gonna do WHAT to my GROOVE?
Above: Some  R&B Singer
Above: Trans-Groover (as seen on TV)
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