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| JOURNEY into the FOREST! |
| By jakeFuNC |
| OH SHIT. I mean, jesus, I just step out of my car to see what's wrong and BAM!........ dead body. What is this? And then the feet roll up under the pimp van like they're hiding or something and... hey! What's up with those shoes? I mean, damn those are nice shoes. Hey! They're my size too. Hmmmm.... big feet for a girl... OH WEll, they're mine now. ALL MINE! Pimp van: Damn Jake, wish I had a pair of those. Jake: I know. Wolf: They're mine. Jake: Wha? Who are you? Wolf: I'm the owner of those shoes. Jake: What? Bullshit. Wolf: Oh yes, they're mine! Jake: HANDS OFF BIOTCH! Wolf: Give them to me! Jake: !!#@% OFF! |