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WOMEN BITCH.
CONSTANTLY.
WITHOUT END.
AND BEYOND ANY POINT.
Wasn't that refreshing to get off the mind.
And now the truths you've been waiting for...

KEEP IT CLOSED MY BETHREN.

That was wonderful.
But the ABSOLUTE TRUTH is:
Don't do annoying things around people you spend
a great deal of time around, and don't spend a great deal
of time around people who always bitch.
Distance is the key.
THE KEY.
FOR THE LOCK.
OF THE DOOR.
OF THE CELL.
WHERE BITCHING RESIDES.

TRUTH #1
Putting the "family" computer next to your mom is NOT a good idea.
Even if she suggests it. Not even kidding.
"Why does the computer chair have to squeak so loud!"
"I'm sick and tired of that whirring noise!"
Another thing:
Never leave the computer unattended if there's someone else in the house and you're downloading something. Never.
"Why must you always be downloading something?"
"Does the computer always have to been on?"
"Turn it off! You aren't using it!"
Other people will just jump on and quit your download too.
Trust no one.

TRUTH #2
Regardless of how loud you say it, "SHUT UP. BITCH", "SHUT UP, BITCH", and "SHUT UP BITCH" never do anything for you.
Also:
Never call your mom "WOMAN".

TRUTH #3
NEVER. EVER. MIX WHITES AND COLORS.
Not unless the doors are locked, windows closed, and the phone
is off the hook. Cause she'll know. Don't even mess around.

TRUTH #4
Your parents do not like your music.
Of which you can conclude, they also don't won't to hear it.

TRUTH #5
"WHAZZUP MA NIGGA" is not appropriate greeting at the
dinner table.

TRUTH #6
Women don't like to be cold. It might seem like a good idea to frighten them away, but they will come and get you.

TRUTH #7
"YOU STINK" is not a comment on how you've treated people or
how you did on a report. They have no idea.

TRUTH #8
Not showing up for work doesn't get you employee of the month.
It will get you something else however...

TRUTH #9
Sitting, as much as we would like it to be, is not considered work.
Along with eating, reading, typing, talking, and defacating.

TRUTH #10
Giving people the wrong directions is not a merit.