| I REMEMBER ONE TIME AS A YOUNG LAD LEAVING MY GIRL FRIEND HOUSE I HOPPED A FREIGHT TRAIN THAT WOULD TAKE ME CLOSE TO WHERE I RESIDED BUT AS I WAS NEARING MY DROP OFF POINT THE TRAIN BEGAN TO SPEED UP , I KNEW I HAD TO GET OFF BEFORE IT WENT ANY FASTER OR I COULD END UP IN NEW ZEALAND SOMEPLACE , AS I LEAPED OFF THE TRAIN I WAS GIVEN A QUICK LESSON ON NEWTON'S FIRST LAWS OF MOTION AS I BEGAN TO ROLL AND HIT EVERY ROCK, BOTTLE, PIECE OF LUMBER , ROAD KILL AND OTHER DEBRIS THAT WAS IN MY FLIGHT PATH UNTIL I FINALLY CAME TO A COMPLETE STOP, AFTER RECOVERING FROM PAIN THAT CAN ONLY BE MEASURED ON A BILBLICAL SCALE ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL IF IT WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA AND THEN I THOUGHT I SEEN A GIANT SPIDER, I THINK MY HEAD HITTING THAT ROCK MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT...funches? |
