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Right click here before you do anything. Read the rest of this disclaimer to learn how to counter what you just did. It's a very fun process. Before entering this website, which is full of fun e-mail, conversations, stories, etc., etc., yadda yadda yadda. Upon entering the great website, you agree that you are NOT some little kid or some adult or any old person. It's like that, you know? Actually, you don't really have to be between the ages of... um... kid and adult. I just wanted to make this disclaimer a little longer. Girls are cool. I wish there were more girls to go around. I am bad for your health. Not really. Are you smiling or sweating? This disclaimer is very important. Also, reading this disclaimer will warp your mind. You know, you really are supposed to read this. If you are reading this, good for you. If you aren't, well... you wouldn't know and shame on you. If you are still reading this, good for you. If you have a hard time reading this, I want to inform you that this is bad for your eyes. I heard that if you put your nose to the screen and cross your eyes, you can see much easier. Try it. Did you try it? I hope you tried it. If you didn't try it, try it. Was anyone else in the room when you tried it? If someone else was in the room when you tried it, they must be thinking you have some serious issues right about now. FYI: That nose on the screen with your eyes crossed thing doesn't really work. I just tried to make you look like a retard. I hope it worked. If you haven't noticed already. I have something for you. WARNING: This is very bad for your vision. I didn't really want to warn you there. I just wanted those dips who don't read the disclaimers to read the disclaimer. You know, this is a fun thing to do to someone on AIM who has their little away notice on. Just keep IMing them every once in awhile and hope you don't get logged off. Then, you can send it in. There's a submit section in there when you press enter, you know. Not enter on the keyboard silly! The enter button below this short disclaimer. In that submit section, there's a guesbook thing at the end. I want you to sign that guestbook. If you don't that virus you downloaded when you right-clicked. Yeah, the one that you had no choice but to click OK. That one that's probably left you in a puddle of sweat because you want to know where those "directions" are. Well, that virus will delete every important file in your hard drive if you do not sign the guestbook or submit entries. Keep reading to find those directions to undo the virus. Do you even know what's in the website yet? Well, I'll tell you. There's e-mail and instant message conversations and chatroom conversations and stories and wonderful stuff to make you laugh, cry, leave you in a puddle of sweat, and oh I don't know. I just hope you enjoy it. You're not enjoying it yet though, are you? Did that virus thing make you leave? Probably not. Don't be afraid. Here's how to undo the virus. There was no virus. I just added that for fun. It's just a popup box. You're probably really smelly right now. Just know that there was no virus. No problem. It's a special HTML thing that I put in so that people wouldn't steal my HTML. If you want to learn this stuff, just use those search engines. This is my stuff. Anyways, you still have to keep reading. You're almost done. Be happy. Be very happy. I'll just close your disclaimer here. For those nerds who scroll straight to the part that says directions right away, who cares. I hope you had fun reading the disclaimer and thinking I virused your computer. I hope you had fun reading my disclaimer. Wow dat wuz nut eben unt dizklaymuh. Did I make any spelling errors? Man, I hope not. If I did, who cares. I'm lazy to change it. Maybe if you tell me about any spelling errors, I'll give you a prize. That's right. I'll give you... um... respect. Now, here comes something for those people who really wanted to get the virus out badly. Those people who scroll ahead because they're in a hurry to get the virus out. But first, I'm going to put something to clear what I just said up. Remember: You must be a teenager to read enter the website. And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for. The closing of this short disclaimer. Just kidding. Here are the DIRECTIONS to get that virus out of your computer. I hope you've been here before. There are none, dirtbag! You think I don't know that you scrolled ahead to find the directions? This website reads how long your screen has been in a certain spot you know. You might as well have just read the whole thing. Why did you even right-click that in the first place? Man. Couldn't you tell that it was a funny color? Purple... I mean... eeew. Actually, it's that color that I can't spell, but starts with an "F" and ends with an "A" and sounds like this: fyushia. Someone tell me how to spell it. Fuchsia! That's it! Anyways, purple is a bad color. If you ever make a flag, do not make it purple. Make it orange or blue or black or white or green or blue on top and red on bottom when you're happy or red on top and blue on bottom if you want to go to war [if you do that red-blue thing, make sure it comes complete with a white triangle (not that all triangles are good), three stars, and the sun] or whatever. If that "or whatever" part didn't make any sense. Try to exclude what was in these [] and (). It might make it a little simpler for your pathetic mind. Just remember not to make any kind of flag purple or rainbow colored and don't use a pink triangle that points down as a symbol for your flag. If this all reminds you of the purple teletubbie, you're weird. Now you know why he's gay! Why did you right-click anywhere anyway? Fool. I'll give you people who didn't read the disclaimer properly another chance. Scroll all the way back up. Do not right-click again. Instead, read the whole disclaimer. You should seriousely tell your friends about this site. Well, anyways, prepare for lots of fun. Um... Have fun! If you were able to read that... I'm happy for you. I hope you are not one of those people who read ahead for those directions, because you missed them. Thank you for your cooperation and thank you for reading the short disclaimer. |
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