You are not going to believe this� hell, I can�t even believe this. (She always addressed her journal as �you,� as if some stranger was going to stumble upon it, and that�s who she was really writing for.) A coworker told me about this place. It sounded a little weird- at first I didn�t even believe her. I don�t know why I went down there� I guess I just wanted to see what it was like. I could never have imagined a place like this existed. But here I am blabbing on and on� this is what happened�

    A woman walks down the street, looking for something, but not exactly sure of what. Still, she looks completely confident, walking with her head held high. Finally, she spots a nondescript building, with no sign in front, and nothing in the windows, situated between two other nondescript buildings. Unsure if this is it, she walks to the door and rings the doorbell. A handsome man answers and rakes his eyes over her 5�7� toned frame clad in a business suit and skirt that cut off 3 inches above her knees, and hair pulled severely back in a tight chignon. We shall see, we shall see, he thinks to himself.

    �Come in, please.� He smiles warmly and steps aside to allow her entrance. Walking in, she gazes around surprised. The interior looks like an office: a long hallway with several doors on either side. Not sure what she expected, she knows it�s not this. The man leads her to the second door on the left and opens it for her. He sits behind the desk, and motions for her to sit across from him. Then he begins. �I don�t know what you may have heard about us, or how you came to hear about us, but we take our�� he hesistates for a moment, searching for the word, then decides, and continues. �Club, as we like to call it, very seriously.�

    �I have a friend who uses your services; she suggested I come see you, but she did not particularly elaborate any details.�

    �Well, there�s no name for what we do. It�s more than sex. It�s a sort of love. It�s not a cult. It�s not a religion. It�s a strong bond with many people restricted to these walls. We are not a dating service, nor are we a prostitution ring. You may take from your experiences here any number of things. We�re simply here to give you a unique opportunity.� The woman nods. �I see.�

    He can tell she�s skeptical, but goes on on. �Before you can join us, there are two phases you have to go through. The first is simply paperwork, a full STD work-up, and a drug test. All free. Before you go on to phase two, you must give a non-refundable down payment of one hundred dollars.� The woman makes no response, although she is a little shocked. �The second phase is a sex test. Our service is rather elite, and we have an extremely positive, albeit underground, reputation. We�d like to keep it this way. You must have sex with one man, or woman, whatever your preference, to ensure that you�ll be able to please the other members. After this test, if you are accepted, you must pay the weekly dues of 25 dollars. If you chose not to participate, your original hundred dollars is lost. Everything is kept extremely private. If you are accepted, you must sign an agreement saying you understand and agree to abide by all the rules, or you will be banned from our services. Do you understand all of this?� She receives this information with the same matter of fact attitude as he gave it.

    �Just for clarification, if I go through the first phase and change my mind, I am not bound by any contracts, or required to make any payments, correct?�

    �That�s right.�

    �Then yes, I�m still interested. What do I need to do?� The man hands her a packet of papers, and an appointment card. �Fill out these forms, and go here,� pointing to the address on the card �at the specified time. They will send us your test results. When you finish this paperwork drop it off or mail it to us. When we�ve decided if you�re accepted or not, we�ll call you. You should receive a call within a week or so, provided you drop off your paperwork on time. If you are accepted, you�ll need to make an appointment to start phase two, and then you�ll be required to bring in the down payment. Is this clear?�

    �Yes, thank you very much.� She gets up, shakes the man�s hand, and walks out of his office.

I went to my appointment yesterday. The STD test wasn�t so bad� Just like the gyno. The drug test was fine too. A little pee, a little blood. This paperwork is pretty daunting though. I took a look at it when I got home from class today, and I got embarrassed just reading some of the questions! I guess they need to know these things though� we�ll see how it goes, I guess.

The young woman walks around her small studio apartment. Wearing comfortable pajamas, she makes a bowl of soup and settles on the couch. Spying the packet of papers from the place without a name, she picks it up and grabs a pen, deciding to work on the easy questions.

1.) Name:
okay, that one�s easy enough. Birthday, social, address, phone number, sexual orientation, got all those� now it gets tougher.

7.) How many sexual partners have you had?
    2
oh god, am I actually blushing in my own home?

8.) Do you perform oral sex?
    yes
I am definitely blushing in my own home

9.) Do you like to receive oral sex?
    yes
this is for the best, this is for the best

10.) Have you ever given and/or received any form of anal sex? If yes, please explain.
    no
if I turned any redder I could be served up at Red Lobster

11.) If not, would you like to try?
    no
finally! an easy one! ok, almost done

12.) In a short paragraph, please explain why you want to join.

I am known to my friends as a prude. When it comes to sex, I tend to be a little shy. I would like to overcome this shyness, and explore my sexuality, but I don�t have a boyfriend, and I don�t particularly want one. Your club provides a safe and private alternative to meeting random men. I think I will feel freer in this environment of like-minded people. I also think this is an interesting experience that cannot be attained anywhere else.

phew, I hope that�s ok

    She turns the page and sees another questionnaire. This one doesn�t worry her though, as it is all about personal preferences in men, or women. I can fill this one out later.

    She takes a few sips of her soup and shuffles through the rest of the papers they gave her. She finds the list of rules:

1.) You must have periodic STD tests.
2.) You must have periodic drug tests.
3.) You must be on birth control the entire time you employ our services.
4.) You must use a condom every time.
5.) You are not permitted to meet with your partners outside your appointed times.
6.) You are not allowed to be in a sexual or romantic relationship while employing our services
7.) Under no circumstances are you to ever mention this club to anyone. You don�t know it exists, and no one else does either.

    hmm, very interesting. I still don�t know about this. I guess I�ll just wait and see if I get accepted or not. No use worrying about it before I have to.

I�m so excited! I think this is going to be one hell of an experience, if today was any indication. I don�t have any doubts anymore. I just can�t wait until this second phase is over� in three weeks I can have my first real appointment� god, I hope it was like today�

    She stands in the now familiar hallway of offices, having been there twice already. This time something new will happen though. She knows what is expected of her, but she doesn�t know what to expect. A new man leads her to a new door. She wonders if he will be the one. She checks him out. He embodies tall, dark, and handsome. He turns around to smile at her, and the woman feels a warm tingling between her legs. She hopes he�s the one. She smiles coquettishly. He opens the door, gestures for her to enter, and closes it behind them, while she surveys the room. It is a completely different world from the office hallway. To be more precise, it looks like a hotel. There is a king size bed against one wall, a closet, an attached bathroom, and soft carpet under her feet. The man speaks and his voice drips sexuality.

    �This is what all of our rooms look like. They are all set up exactly the same, everything in the same place in each room. You must learn the layout of the room before your first appointment, so there are no unfortunate accidents.� Her cheeks turn red. He smiles gently at her, thinking she is nervous. He does not realize her blush is a flush. He takes a step closer to her, not nearly close enough, she thinks. �Your appointment today is with me. I hope that�s alright.� She raises her eyes to his and smiles. �That�s quite alright. But how, may I ask, do we begin?� She wonders if batting her eyelashes would be too much, and decides it would not.

    �Well first, let me say that our appointment today is a little different than how they will be in the future, if you are accepted. In a regular appointment either you or your partner will be blindfolded waiting in the room, and the other person will be led to the one waiting. Today neither one of us will be blindfolded, and obviously we arrived at the same time. And as far as how we begin, that�s simple. You know why you�re here; there�s no need to play games.�

    The woman grins at him, and slowly licks her lips. Now she gives him a full look up and down, like a lioness acquainting herself with her prey. And this is going to be one delicious meal. The man smiles at her, but she cannot read the expression on his gorgeous face. She reaches up with her right hand to tuck his shaggy black hair behind his hear, and then pulls his face down to hers for a kiss. The moment their lips touch, the tingling returns between her legs, and she darts her tongue inside his mouth. She feels his erection growing, and pushes her hips against him, wiggling slightly. He groans under her kiss. When he reaches for the bottom of her shirt, to pull it off, she steps away from him and smiles again.

    �No touching,� she says with heat in her voice. She pushes him back onto the bed, and stands dead center in front of him. Her shirt comes off easily when she pulls it over hear head, and she can hear his breathing speed up when her full 36C breasts bounce into view. The man adjusts himself on the bed, searching for more room in his ever-tightening pants. Next she undoes her bra, and slips it off her shoulders to fully reveal her upper half. When she begins to play with her nipple, the man groans. His hand inches closer to his pants, and when she twists both her nipples and moans in ecstasy, he loses all hope. His penis is about to burst out of his pants, so he helps it along, and begins to slowly stroke himself.

    Taking a cue from him, the woman reaches her right hand into her panties, and begins fingering her clit to his own rhythm. He is stroking himself faster, unknowingly having closed his eyes, when she is leaning over him, her right nipple mere centimeters from his mouth.

    �Don�t finish without me. We haven�t even started yet.� He looks into her eyes, and in response, he captures her nipple in his mouth, sucking gently.

neb