I once read that the Victorians thought a man could only ejaculate a certain number of times in his lifetime. Maybe they thought so because they also thought that every time a man ejaculated, a little part of him died, or so I read. Hmm, not much has changed since then. Men still think what comes out of their dicks is oh-so-precious. What they didn�t know in those days is that those lies were created by the church, because when a man is happy, why does he need God? Nowadays people don�t care about God so much. We all just want to feel pleasure. I always wondered why they never mentioned women though. Did they think that women didn�t masturbate? Women still try to act like they don�t masturbate, but most people know they�re all just lying.
But maybe they didn�t used to masturbate. I find that kind of hard to believe though. I bet they did, and they lied about it, just like now. Did you know the vibrator was a medical invention? Yep. Doctors used to give women orgasms, to help with depression and other ailments, and one doctor got tired of using his fingers, and invented the vibrator. Wasn�t he a smart one? Too bad modern men are too afraid that anything resembling a dick, other than their own, will replace them. There would be a lot of happy women if men would just learn that the vibrator can be their friend.
Now that I think about it though, men aren�t the only ones afraid of vibrators. It�s the women too. I think most women are afraid to go buy one. And it�s a shame. What grown woman wants to use a vegetable? There are things you do when you�re 15, like cucumbers, and making out in the backseat of a car, that you look back on fondly, but never want to do again. Maybe if the sex shops were friendlier, more female oriented, women would want to go in them. But who wants to walk into a dark shop with a 250 pound man covered in tattoos sitting behind the counter? That alone would be scary enough, let alone walking through the shelves of bad b-side pornography to get to the decent toys.
Oh well. I guess I�ll end my rant now, sorry about that. I get carried away at times. I have to get going to my next class. Bye.
neb 4/26/04