| Fun 'N' Crazy Things! |
| Do NOT try this at home!!! This is my lone stupidity. don't copy, please!!! |
| Ok, i get bored SO easily, and when i get bored, i do funny and dangerous stuff to keep myself entertained. and no, i'm NOT out of control... i just have a short ass attention span. :) sit back and awe at the weird things i do :) |
| -Ok, my friend, Nina, and i were making "jack-@$$" spoof skits, and i went into her directed studies to work on it with her, well, her teacher let us use her office. BIG mistake. there was a microwave in her office, and it had a box of baking soda in it. we turned it on for over 10 minutes, and when her teacher passed out papers, she walked in and said "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!" and nina said "we farted" and the teacher said "NO! matches have been struck back here!!!" and i said " we don't have any matches", and Nina said "well, there Was a box of baking soda in the microwave..." and then she yelled at us, kicked me out of her room, and told us we could have made an explosion.... LOL!!! |
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| -Think. Me + my friend kandis + 2 lighters + the tennessean newspaper + school student hand book + neighbor's driveway.... you do the math. let's say, cops were called. hehehe >:) |
| The night: Halloween The place: Kroger/McDonalds The cuprits: Me, Nina and Kandis The Uniforms:Nina, The Crow ("City of Angels" style); Kandis, Goth chick; Me, The Crow (The first one) The crime(s): Nina, Kandis and I walk into Kroger with black trenchcoats on. We act like we're some sort of evil witches. we got straight to the pigsfeet, and talk in mono-tone about some sort of voo doo ritual. The guy from the meat department starts hitting on me and following me around, and then nina and then i was talking to him while nina and kandis were looking for deoderant. they ran up spraying axe all over me cuz they forgot that i was allergic to it, and then kandis bought a big ass bottle of peach soda, and then we walked over to the mcdonalds drive-thru, and we got in front of this SUV, and we tried to order tacos, but they wouldn't talk to us, so, we just went to the first window while the lady in the SUV was on her cell, so we were paranoid she would call the pigs. well, we were pretending we were in a car, and we complained to the lady that we orders 3 taco mexi-melts, while we drank the soda. kandis ordered an icecream, and we went along our merry way. |
| Me and nina were staying afterschool to see this band play in this christian program, as well as free food. well, nina called me a dumb@$$ in front of the really really hot one in the band, as well as we followed him around talking to him and stuff. and the band is called Bleach, which is a VERY popular christian band (that i never heard of until then, which prooves how uncultured i am ), so, we were sittin' near the band when the guest speaker took the stage, and he happened to be a professional wrestler. SO, when he was praying, nina burped. and she kept kicking me. then when he was speaking, she and i were kicking eachother while everyone was still, and looked interested.. then the band performed and the hot one's bootay was showin' a little bit, and nina screamed "I CAN SEE HIS @$$!!!" in front of a big band room full of christians. |
| More stories coming soon!!! |