~'Cause Sirius Is Camp!~
He gets so horny when snogging his mate.
Cries like a kid when het fans say he's straight.
He'd never ask a dumb girl on a date.
That's because Sirius is camp!
Loves riding broomsticks, but hates marking girls.
Minces to breakfast with gestures and twirls.
Won't leave the dorm without eyeliner swirls.
That's because Sirius is camp!
You can all stomp, shout until your throats tear.
Do you think I care?
He's gay,
Okay?
I hate your women, they're trashy, they're tramps.
God damn you -- SIRIUS IS CAMP!
Doesn't like shagging with Mary Sue broads.
Hates being followed by giggling hordes.
Won't get it on with that bunch of cheap frauds.
That's because Sirius is camp!!
~END~