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"Shooting scare, bomb threat prompt authorities to act"
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Scare? Who the fuck got scared? That headline makes it seem like kids were running around screaming "Oh, the humanity!" while some kids in black trenchcoats wave around semiautomatic handguns while cackling maniacally. The only person who might've become scared was Mr. Dickhead (Names have been changed to protect the innocent/prevent a lawsuit on my ass) and that's because he's a dirty bastard who would rather fear the outspoken teenage boys instead of the criminally insane kids walking around the hallways with an intense busy look on their faces because they're busy HATING EVERYTHING LIKE A GOOD PSYCHOTIC NRA MEMBER.
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"Two 16-year-old boys were suspended for a minimum of six days and ordered to undergo pyschiatric evaluations after they allegedly shouted threats that they planned to bring guns to school and start shooting people"
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First of all, only Brian got kicked out for six days. During these six days he polished his shotgun played Doom, and listened to gruesome Eminem songs. I, on the otherhand, had the pleasure of spending three interminable days in the concentration camp behind the school. It was a lot like prison except I didn't get raped as much. Another incorrect thing in that article is that I never said I had a gun and I never said I was going to shoot anybody. The line that got me in trouble was "Western is full of lazy people and gun wielders". I don't see how that could be interpretted as a threat unless you were paranoid or trying to get me in trouble. I don't think it's a coincidence that Mr. Dickhead happens to hate Brian and me. Brian, the other "scary kid", saw a therapist who, according to him, dismissed him quickly after seeing that he's sane. Brian didn't say he "planned" to bring guns to school, either. The newspaper wench didn't bother to mention the context that our "words" were used, either. We were fucking kidding around. Anything said (with the exception of Brian telling Mrs. Spanishteacher that he was going to shoot her) was said to each other. Mrs. Spanishteacher knew that Brian was kidding and told Mr. Dickhead that the punishment he gave us was excessive. We didn't say "Okay, school, TIME TO DIE!!!" like the article implied. The inbred bottle of ass drippings that Stacy "I don't want the truth" Jenkins talked to and received false information from should die.
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"One boy said he regrets making the threat, which resulted from the frustration he felt after taking a test. He admitted he used poor judgement and apologized. The youth also told police he sometimes says things in anger, but then doesn't remember what he said. The other boy reportedly contributed to the threat by saying he would bring a gun to school. He told police he never intended to carry out the action."
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The dirty criminal (Can you smell the pungent aroma of sarcasm?) who says he was frustrated after a test is Brian. That means the "other boy" is me and I sure as hell didn't say anything about having a gun. I will admit one thing, though. Poor judgement was used, but not by Brian or me.
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"In a situation where the student shows an ability to carry out a threat, a psychiatric evaluation is required, says Beauchamp"
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No ability was shown to carry out any threat. By saying "I have a gun" (like they think we said), that doesn't mean we have the ability to shoot anybody. According to their definition of "showing ability" I could scream "I have a jetpack!" and they'd think I have the ability to fly. I would then use this ability to fly around and shoot everything, because it's also commonly known that I have the ability to shoot people, too.
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