Playmates

FOOM!
ernk-ernk-ernk-ernk-BLAM!
nnnnnnNNNYYYOOOMMmmmmmm
POW!

*thudthudthud* "C'mon you guys, other people need the Danger Room too!"

WHAM! ("Missed!")

"Are they in there again?"
"Again? Try still."

takatakatakatakatakaBOOMMMM! ("Have to do better than that, mon ami!" "Ha! 'I will show you that there are better men left in England than ever went thieving to France.'")

"What'd he say??"
"I dunno. He does that."
"Afternoon, all! I... oh dear - are they still in there?"
"Yep. Gambit's got a new favorite playmate, it looks like."

PHOOOOOM!
BRAP-BRAP-BRAP-WHUNK! ("Oof! Almost!")

"I don't care if he's the Professor's guest; I'm about to kick his ass back across the pond..."
"Oh shut up, Wolverine, you're just miffed 'cos they didn't ask you along."
"Rrrrrrrrrr..."
"Girls, girls, you're both pretty and you're both going to Prom. Lord..."

ka-POW!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeePOOOOOM!
THWACK! ("Ha-HAA! Tag! You're it!")
KRUMP! ("Merde!")

"Ah, hell with this. Let's go get a burger, I'm starving..."

~ Finis ~

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[quote: "I will show you..." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The White Company]
[cast of characters at the door, in order of appearance: Cyclops, Wolverine, Beast]

~ Finis ~

- Written for the "Superhero Crossover Challenge" at the F for Fanfic community on LJ. No X-men were harmed in the making of this parody.

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