Part 2: Explaining
Tifa took a deep breath and
began.
“Rufus Shinra is alive and
kicking. He has disguised himself as a judge on that talent t.v. show Midgar
Idol. I’m pretty sure he’s going to do something bad and we gotta go
investigate.”
“That skinny asso-wippo is
still unretarded after our many attacks?!” Cid yelled.
“Shaw and he’s like sooooo
hott!” Yuffie melted into a puddle once again. Cloud looked at the puddle
containing eyes and mouth and threw dirt on it. “Ack!” Yuffie coughed turning
back to normal.
“Well what’s the plan to get
near him?” Red asked.
“This is the tough part…since
we’re the great saviors of the planet, they who saved the planet from that dude
Sephiroth, we who brought down Shinra, us that—ah whatever, we gotta form a
band to get in,” Tifa explained simply. Everyone stood up and began arguing and
waving their hands. “People calm down! That’s not the hard hard part! Listen!”
she cried out trying to get their attention.
“Why would you need our help?
We’re nothing but a trio of weirdos,” Elena muttered.
“Just listen…we must learn
how to play instruments—“ Tifa started again but everyone stood up again and
began yelling and thumping their chests. Yuffie jumped on top of the roof and
screamed down, “SHUT THE HELL UP AND LIIIIIISTEN!!!!” everyone looked up and
sat down obediently.
“Thank you Yuffie. Now, in
all due rrrrrespect, glue your buttocks firmly down on my lawn and zip yer
filthy mouths up. I must get this message out clearly, plus, there are young
ears listening to this story!” Tifa winks at you. She winked at you!! Amazing
huh?!?
“…” they all looked at her.
“But now. We gotta start
early. The deadline to join has already passed but we gotta sneak in somehow.
We’re young and they won’t notice.”
“Ah ain’t. So ain’t tha’
black lung’ bahstard ova der!” Barret said pointing to Cid. Cid shrugged. “I
don’t think I can do it..” Rude admitted. “And I don’t think I can play
anything since I’m…a..cat,” Red too, pointed out wagging his tail.
“Well…you guys can be the like..field
detectives. Be on the look out and stuff. So then it all comes down to…me,
Yuffie, Cloud,
“Whooooaa!! Those are cool
leather pants!! I’ve always wanted one!”
“Uggh Reno! You’re gonna get
it all oily! It’s Vince—heeyy would yooouu like to try it on
“Are you serious?!? Of
course!!” he took the pant and ran into her bar.
“Tifa are you sure about
this? Can’t we just bust in and slew that guy’s neck?” Cloud asked staring
deeeeeep into her eyes. She stared back and didn’t say anything. Yuffie came
over flapped the back of his neck.
“No you moron! We don’t want
the audience to start a riot and all the security guards piling onto us!!” she
growled down at him. He rubbed the back of his neck and was tearing. “Sorraay,”
he replied.
Tifa walked over to Vincent.
“I know this is going to be hard on you, specially cuz of your claw, but
you must be in it!! Please? You don’t hafta wear leather pants. But I won’t
decide for you. All I want to do is ask if you want to join. Will ya?” she
asked politely. He gazed at her for a moment.
‘I don’t like audiences…but I
can’t let her down,’ he thought to himself. She waited and shifted
uncomfortably and he slowly nodded. Her eyes widened and she smiled sweetly.
“Thaaaannnkk you darling!!” she hugged him tightly and he tried to breathe.
Yuffie walked up to Elena and
she looked at her. “Well Laaaney looks like we gotta work together once more,”
she said, trying to sound nice. Elena cringed but shrugged. “If you try to
steal anything from me, I’ll make sure something happens to your legs.” They
glared at each other for a moment but
“Loooooook!! It fits
perfectly!! It’s soooooo comfy too! I gotta get more!” he chirped. Tifa giggled
and examined him. “It actually does..strike a pose!” Reno quickly posed with a
serious face and everyone fell down laughing.