| "And on the eighth day He created Legos... and God was pleased." |
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| Not since Max Von Sydow picked up his crown of thorns in �The Greatest Story Ever Told� has the writings in the scriptures been so beautifully displayed and acted as if to take you and wrap you in its bibley goodness. Yes my friends, The Reverend�s Brick Testament has changed this believer�s perception on the mysteries of that ancient text sold world wide known as �The Book of Good Stuffs by God�. While all the parts are played by smiling Asians, the message is still there� Follow in the One True Path of God, or die by His Clamp-Shaped plastic hand. The Reverend didn�t just tell the tale of Jesus, though. Oh no, taking a nod from George Lucas, he has also constructed a series of prequels, calling them �The Old Testament� (Well, �Episode One� WAS taken) These somewhat odd vignettes feature the Big J�s dad, The Big G, before Jesus was born. In true dramatic panache, we go from the rise to glory, creation of a whole world, and eventual descent to madness that would make Orsen Welles seethe with jealousy. The Good Reverend also didn�t succumb to the man and censor his art, no sir. The Ancient Texts raw, carnal form is kept intact, showing biblical icons getting� it on like they just don�t care. But don�t worry, for all you squeamish of heart who can�t take the sexy nakedness of Lego people, or seeing them cut in two at the waist, The Reverend has placed warnings ahead of all the chapters in case there be nudity (N), sexual situations (S), violence (V), or even� *GASP* CUSSING!!! (C). But don�t worry, as long as you watch diligently with your child, and explain to little him or little her that whatever happens to these people happen because they are wicked and God hates them, they will be too AFRAID to cuss or be violent, have sex� or even get nekkid. Praise be to the good Reverend, and his bricks o� fun. I award him 4 monkeys for his painstaking, completely accurate re-enactment of the bible. Go ahead and visit his site, its puuuuuuure comedy Gold. Below are links to some of my *new* favorite scriptures� ENJOY!!! Sodom and Gomorrah The Seduction of Lot Jacob's Wives Compete Jacob Wrestles God Rape, Treachery and Slaughter Er and Onan The Tenth Plague |
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| Jesus is Born John the Baptist Jesus' Teachings Instruction to the Disciples The Crucifixion Bar-Jesus Instructions on Marriage |
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| DON'T FUCK WITH YAHWEH!!! |