Stuff I say I did... I lied tho, I don't do anything

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    02/26/2002- Damn, this is a busy semester. Well, newest news is- I GOT A JOB!!! That�s right, your�s truly is now an employee of Service Merchandise� for the three weeks they�ll still be open. Yea, so they are going out of business, but hey, they�re giving me seven washingtons an hour to have my dumb ass throw liquidation-price bliss at customers for a while, so, who can complain? Well, I can. Look to my Top Ten page for a look at annoying customer�s �clever� remarks.

     In other news, the Squid Movie came out horrible. The last saving grace for it, would have been if I edited the piece� however� in my �absence,� Whitney, who is not only the WORST. ACTOR. EVER. Has also proven to be the WORST. EDITOR. EVER. As well. Stupid bastard. But hey, at least I�m not bitter. On a positive note, my next piece (written, directed, produced AND edited solely by ME) was a COMPLETE success. I received major kudos on my writing, and laughter and applause all around. Now, I know a lot of you named Steve are going to be asking me to upload my movie onto my site for download, however, with my site limit being 12mb and the movie being 194mb, I�m approximately 12,465,089.63mb short. Oh well.

     Meanwhile, my life drawing is going grand, and finals are approaching. Wish me luck. I�ll update the site with the semester�s results sometime around June 11th, 2398. Till then, I�ll catch ya on the flip.

     02/06/2002- Yes, I am a horrible slacker, and I've let a let of you down by not relaying my pitiful antics. I formally apologize to you all. To make up for it, I have a Super Mega Update page for you to access here. Once again, I'M SORRY!!! Please enjoy the new update ^_^

     12/15/2001- Still high off of my amazing win at Trivial Pursuit, I've decided to put up a page dedicated to useless facts. These are completely worthless tidbits that you will most likely never find in a match of trivial pursuit, and definately will not help you lead a richer, fuller life... but seeing has you're on my website, you're probably like me and have nothing better to do anyway, God bless you. Check that page out through the main page, or by conveniantly clicking here.

     12/11/2001- Another prominent moment in history occured today. I won a game of Trivial Pursuit. The competition was fierce, and amazingly, I was able to answer a Sports and Leisure question. I almost lost the game to Josh when we became tied for the last question. I had missed two prior... slap-your-forehead kind of easy questions at that: "What is the common name for metal rope?" and "What is the common cause of Cirrhosis?" Finally, I was able to answer: "What eating disorder is named after the greek word for 'not hungry'?" Anorexia!!! What were the answers to the first two you ask? Cable and Alcohol, respectively... two staples of my life, and I miss them to give the correct answer to something I am oh so not. Shut up, I still won.

     12/07/2001- Today is the 60th Anniversary of the Japanese Attack on Pearl Harbor. I spent my infamous day watching my favorite Japanese import, Rurouni Kenshin. To be more specific, I watched this nearly real character liberate the country of Japan from the vile, extra crispy clutches of my Jilted-Government-Betrayed-Assassin-Turned-Dictator-Friend, Shishio. Yes, that cooky character of the month, with his cleanly wrapped body and sassy kimono. Work it. Look for a review of the series soon.

     After that, I spent my evening watching the Nazi Channel- errr- History Channel, with their live coverage from Pearl Harbor, and many many interesting programs on WWII. You know, the one with those crazy german facists we all know and hate, the only thing that channel ever talks about? Yea, THAT World War.

     12/05/2001- Today will go down in history. My friend Josh, actually introduced me to someone. You see, this may not seem too grand to anyone of us who are learned in social etiquette, such as not sticking your finger in your anus in public. However, Josh, being the social butterfly he is, does not comprehend the notion of politeness when randomly starting to talk to different people. Usually those traveling with Josh will stand by as he converses with, to us, a complete stranger. It is an awkward situation, as we feel that we shouldn't interrupt rudely introducing ourselves, thus pointing out to his friend his own social shortcomings. This behavior MIGHT be excusable, say, if he were saying hello in passing, however, he interupts our own agenda to converse with people we do not know about every minute and trivial detail of the past month.

     Well, I am glad to say that on Wednesday, December 5 in the two thousand and first year of our Lord, Joshua Frank Alphonse Marcel Searles has finally broken this terrible habbit when he introduced me to his friend Irene, a charming young woman for whom he shares an occupation.I was included, and shared happily in the conversation, and when we left, "Pleased to meet you"'s were exchanged. This interruption of agenda was therefore more pleasant, and I now know someone new. Hurrah for Josh, you did good. You get a cookie, now we will continue your conditioning training to make sure it wasn't just a fluke mistake. God help us all.

     12/02/2001- Today I went to the 97x "Next Big Thing" with my cousin Rachael and my ultra musically inclined friend, Steve. From my recollection, I believe it was supposed to be 15 bands, two stages, 12 hours of music (Not counting the hour+ gap in between Sum 41 and Disturbed.) It was tons of fun listening to music that lets 97 lbs. weaklings think they are hard-core. Soon I will have a page dedicated to the event, including pics I took for my cousin (New Found Glory) for me (boobies) and others (crap) Look at my main page, maybe there is something there!

     11/30/2001- I walked with my four-year-old nephew to the store to get him chocolate milk. We were discussing who would win in a fight between an alligator and a shark. Despite environmental differences between the two species, he was quite convinced that an alligator would beat the shark. To this, I countered that, had the fight taken place on land, the alligator would most likely be the victor, however, in water, the shark's speed and cunning would overwhelm the alligator, whom would soon be defeated. To this, he responded: "I like the gween power ranger." Touche'.

     11/25/2001- Sealab 2021= Comedy Gold. As does Space Ghost. Three guesses as to what I'm doing right now. In case you didn't notice yet, I put up a Top Ten List page. It's stupid, so read it and make fun of my lack of teh social skillz. I hope I have a job soon. Money would be good. I'm goin' to the 97x Next Big Thing Show next sunday, that may give me inspiration for something else on the page, who knows, maybe it will even be worth something. Until then, I'm going back to my Adult Swim, CYA!

     11/24/2001- I am back home in Florida!!! WOO HOO!!! Had a wonderful Turkey day, and nice turkey sammiches. My PC is slow as hell here, but I'll still try to be as obnoxious as ever. Speaking of which, the Kinko's employees are just as much bastards here as they are in Savvanah. I think you have to be tested as an asshole before you can work there. They are still procesing my application. I have a few stupid ideas for the site... staying true to form. look for more unexciting stuff, soon! Till then, later!

     11/19/2001- Well, sorry for the delays in my updates, however, it is finals time. That means I have to sit around for 12 hours, thinking about doing work, and spending 2 hours working, and then convincing my teacher that I had spent three weeks working. Ah, college life.As for the site, if all goes well, there will be a stupid story up. Well, I don't know if it's a stupid story, or just stupid. Also coming up is my dad's birthday. He's coming to get me and bring me back to the land of anthraxes and friends for the holidays. Unfortunately, I'll be stuck without MY pc, and forced to use their dreaded pc of DOOM! I will wait hours endlessly while a jpeg opens in paint. THE HORROR!!! So, don't expect anything too fantastic for the next six weeks! :(

     11/15/2001- Well, it's been a few days, sue me. Thank you for clicking the "Save Jayme" Button, or whatever it was (I'm too lazy to glance down and read what I've already wrote, sometimes I have a tendency to repeat myself.) But anyways, Thank you for clicking the "Save Jayme" Button", or whatever it was (I'm too lazy to glance down and read what I've already wrote, sometimes I have a tendency to repeat myself.) But anyways, it really cheered her up, which is good. She's still feeling under the weather, so her flag will still fly here (well, not HERE, it's over THERE, on the right.) In other news, I recieved a grade on my "Calvin and Hobbes" Report. I got a 98!!! (She refuses to give out 100's) And said that mine was the best and most enjoyable to read of all her classes!!! Yes, I know I sound like I'm in fifth grade, but dammit, that's cool, and it makes me happy! Of course, after that, my day went downhill, and I've felt really shitty ever since. But, I guess that's what I get for feeling a moment of happiness. OK, this sounds too depressing. I will leave you with this: MONKEYS!!!

    11/10/2001- My friend is in trouble. James Brown. No, not that one, the famous one. No, no, not THAT famous one, the white girl from Boston that goes to school in Montreal, YES. You see, Jayme is feeling under the weather, and stuck at home, all alone, with only the company of her itty bitty cutesy wittle doggie, D'arcy. Jayme, a foo that I pity, is a bright, intelligent girl (She knows three languages, even. By next semester, she will be learning three more. O_O) Well, she needs your love and support, so contact her and make this foo feel special. On behalf of myself, and Mr T, we wish you a speedy recovery, and to get well soon. Sucka. Now, I know what you are thinking, "What can I do to help?" Well, it's simple, and ther is no obligation, and no one will be calling your home. All you have to do, is click here, and hit enter on your keypad. It's toll-free and quite easy. If you don't millions will die in a fiery armaggedon. Do YOU want a fiery armagedon on YOUR hands. I think not. The choice is simple. Good night, and God Bless.

    11/09/2001- Well, Thursday is my 9am and 6pm class day, and with a huge gap in the middle with nothing to do, I took the initiative, and headed to the library. What? NO! Not to read or study, to do what I ALWAYS do at the library- Go to the third floor and sleep on the couch. But lo, what's this? SOMEONE IS SLEEPING ON MY COUCH!!!! MY COMFY COMFY COUCH!!!!. Well, I was about to wake him up, and explain this atrocity that he was commiting, when I was asked to be in a student film as an extra. I walked by the camera several times, and they were gonna spped it up, so you couldn't tell. Look for my upcoming role as "Blur #6". Well, reveling in my stardom, I decided to spend the day like any famous celebrity, and hang out at a local coffee house surrounded by fans... minus the fans. I was surrounded by friends tho, and spent the time with Lexi, Ali, Jenn, and some other guy whose name escapes me, but he won't be reading this anyway. Well, I guess my lesson learned is that if you sleep the day away... you miss stuff? I don't know, I'm not good with these trick endings. Later.

    11/08/2001- Well, seeing as Homestead decided to cram it up my poop hole, I deleted most of my pages from my original site, into their "Economic" package, granting THREE PAGES to your site, with a whopping 8 MB's storage. It is free, but not cool. But, now you can once again view the memorial to Josh Lukowski (It's not much ;_; ) Also, you ARE hearing right, I've added MUSIC to my site!!! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!! To all three people who will see this site, I hope it enhances your web browsing experiance, if not, go to hell douchebag. Thank You.

    11/07/2001- First of all, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Mr. Josh. Today is his 22nd Birthday, and he will be enjoying an Alice Cooper concert. Tell me how it went!. In other news, The Clique page is up, tho DEFINATELY not complete. Sorry to those who aren't up yet. I'm still compiling writings, drawings, and other HOMEWORK that I really SHOULD be concerning myself with, first. Ah, such is life. As Calvin would say, "There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

    11/06/2001- I've added a report I did about Calvin and Hobbes. I wrote it more for me, than for the class, because of my love for C&H and my respect for Bill Watterson. It was supposed to be a page long, but it came out to 4 1/4. I still don't think it does this great strip justice, but, I had to express it. Thank you, Mr. Watterson, for your moral integrity, loyalty to the characters, and for ten great years of Calvin and Hobbes.

    11/05/2001- My sister, Tina, is being a bitch... that is all.

    11/02/2001- I went to see the Star Wars: Episode II teaser today... and they even showed a movie after it was over. The teaser was just that... snippets from the film that make you anxious to see it, and get your sweaty little paws on some more Star Wars merchandise. It was pretty short, mostly with no sound, except for the ominous respirator of everyone's favorite dad. The effects looked amazing, even better than the last film, and yes... you get your Boba Fett fix. Attached is the movie Monsters, Inc. Very, VERY cute story of monsters who scare children for energy they need, even tho they are scared of them. A baby girl invades their world... wackiness ensues. See the teaser, stay for the movie.

    11/01/2001- Well, last night for Halloween, I skipped class so that I could stay home and pass out candy to kids... all two that came to my door... and the group that I ran up to to dispense the rest of the candy before I went to see "The Exorcist" at The Lucas Theatre in Savannah. If you haven't seen it yet, you must (Although, I reccomend seeing it in a dark room with little to no one there, as opposed to a crowded theatre of jibba jabbas.) If you ask Steve, he says "The Exorcist was gay." but he's wrong. Everything from cinematography to performance to directing and especially sound design were amazing for this eerie classic of satanic possession. And don't see it thinking "Oh this movie isn't gonna scare me" That's not the fun way to watch a movie... GET INVOLVED!! LET THE MOVIE TAKE YOU WHERE IT WANTS... ok, I'm gonna stop ranting, if I ever do my movie review section, look for more on this amazing film there.

10/31/2001- MUAAAH HAAA HAAAA HAAAAA!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!It's 12:40am over here, the very beginnings of this BEAUTIFUL Holiday!!! Maybe I will go on a Halloween ghost tour... Savannah is littered with stories of the dead, and the great beyond. Death is at every corner of the city... and even under it, where many helpless plague victims were buried alive!!! For all you book/movie buffs, Boneventure Cemetary, as seen in "Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil" is here, as well. Many spooky graves and chilly feelings arouse, I hope to enjoy them all!!! MUAAAAAH HAAAA HAAAA!
                                                 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

10/30/2001 - Well, I've just made this feature... it remains to see how much I keep up with it, so, check back every once in a while, and you may see what's the latest developement of your's truely, the E-Bomb.
Today was pretty normal, I got registered for my next quarter. Also, I am officially a Sequential Art Major... officially. To celebrate, I created my first Comic Strip... It's a macabre short about a guy with one eye, aptly called: "The Adventures of No Eye Guy" If you're lucky, I'll try and scan all 3 episodes I have, so far, and put them on the web. As for now, I'm just chatting away on-line, so, Maybe you can catch me... if not... too late. Cya.

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