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| That night, I lie there restless on the couch, while my bovine friend sleeps standing up. I wonder what to do with her that will make her happy, since she can�t stay here. |
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| �She should be in Hollywood, making guest appearances on shows like �Friends�, you know, those goofy kind of episodes where one of their uncles has a farm, and they do the fish out of water thing, where city girls have to milk a cow!!!� |
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| Suddenly, a commercial comes on the TV for the 5am Chibi Hour. �OF COURSE!� I realize. Across the street from my house, everyday at 5am exactly, a portal to a Chibi (Runt in Japanese, basically all those tiny cute character things) World opens for an hour. I decide that she will be happy staying there, with other cute TV characters. |
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| YUP, I DREAMED ABOUT A COW. Chapter 4 |