But still i sit and lie awake all night"
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| "Ain't nothin wrong, ain't nothin right, But still i sit and lie awake all night" |
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| -Flatterned Frog- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There was this little boy, about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frol on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knowcked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what it was that he wanted. The boy replied, "I want to have sex with one of these women. I have money, and i'm not leaving until I get it." The madam figured, why not, so she let him in and asked which woman he would like. "I heard some men talking about having to get shots after having sex with Amber, so I would like to sleep with her." The madam thought his reason for this selection odd, but told him to go into the second room on the left. A little while later, the boy came walking out, still dragging the dead flattened from behind him. The madam asked why he made the choice to purposely sleep with one of the women who had a disease. He said, "Well if you must know, my baby-sitter will have sex with me tonight because i know that she is fond of cute little boys. Then my dad will have sex with her before he drives her home. Later, my dad and mom will have sex, so she will get the disease. Then The next morning after my dad leaves for work, the milkman will come around for a quickie, he will catch the disease, and he's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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