But still i sit and lie awake all night"
The first man came back and said to the king, "I have brough ten apples." The king then explained the second part of the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruit up your ass without any expression on your face of you will be eaten.
The man thought that this was a bit odd, but not wantingg to be eaten, he thought that he would follow the king's orders. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced in pain, so he was killed.
A few minutes later, the second man arrived and showed the king ten berries. WHen the king explained the second part of the trial, he thought to himself that this would be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.. and on the ninth berry, he burst into laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The fist one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it!?!" The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it, i saw a third guy coming with pineapples."
