But still i sit and lie awake all night"
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," said the Chinese man, but on one condition. if you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, and entered the house
Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went to bed alone.
During the night, however, he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion.
He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. he woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he say a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest"
"Well, that's pretty crappy", he thought "If that;s the best the old man can do then i don't have much to worry about." He picked up the rock, opened the window, and threw it out.
As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read:
"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In a panic, he glanced down and saw that the rope was already getting close to taut. Figuring a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
As he plummeter toward the ground he saw a sign that read:
"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
