But still i sit and lie awake all night"
-It Gives Them More Headroom
Why do blondes wear panties?
-It keeps their ankles warm
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
-Tell her a joke on Wednesday
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory?
-She kept throwing aways the W's
Why is a blonde happy when she finishes a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
-It says on the box "2-4 years"
What does the blonde say when the doctor tells her that she is pregnant?
-"Is it mine?!?!"
