"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
-George Carlin (1937 - )
"The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any."
-Russell Baker (1925 - )
Quotes from Sex and the City
"Carrie: Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high."
"Carrie: I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got."
"Samantha: I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever—and blow whomever—I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!"
"Duncan: I'm just one of those weird male aberrations who prefers to be married. I like stability, I like routine. I like knowing there's people waiting for me at home. I guess that makes me sound pretty dull.
Miranda: Are you kidding? You're the heterosexual holy grail."
"Miranda: Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?"
"Carrie: You can all get over over your fear of looking like the bad guy, and have the uncomfortable "break-up conversation," because here is what...avoiding that, is what makes you the bad guy."
"Stanford: I don't want to seem like a nobody now that I have a somebody.
Carrie: Oh, so it's okay to be a nobody when you have nobody?
Stanford: Well, apparently you're nobody until somebody loves you."
"Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samatha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that? "