Corny Pick-Ups
*Your body must be a visa cause its everywher i wanna be. *Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money. *I may not be Fred Flinstone but i bet i can make your bed rock *I may not ne the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you * Yo baby i`ll be Dairy Queen, you be Burgar King, you treat me right i`ll do it you`re way * Excuse me do u a phone number ? I seem to have lost mine *Excuse me i lost my puppy , can u help me find him i think he went into this motel room *Hi i`m new in town could i have directions to your house * If you were a hamburgar at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeuos *You might not be the best looking girl here, but beaty is a light away * That`s a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it * There must be somethin wrong with my eyes, i can`t take them off you *Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see * Your dad must have been a baker cause you`ve got great buns *Do you have a map cause i keep getting lost in your eyes *Is it that cold out or are you just smugglin tic-tacs *Excuse me i lost my teddy bear could you sleep with me tonight *You: Could i borrow a quarter Girl: Why ( or if she says sure or something else make her say why) You: Cause i gotta call my mom and tell her i met the girl of my dreams * Are your pants from outer space, cause your ass is out of this world *Are you a parking ticket cause you say fine, fine fine all over you *Are you tired cause you`ve been running through my mind all day * If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together *Did it hurt when you fell from heaven * Are you a surgeon, cause you just took my hart away *Have i seen you before, Oh yeah i saw your picture in the dictionary under fine *There must be a keg in your pants, cause i wanna tap that ass * You`re like Milk, i wanna make you part of my complete breakfast * I`m not actually this tall im sitting on my wallet * Excuse me, i think i dropped something, my Jaw * Is your name Gillette cause your the best a man can get * I want to melt in you`re moth not your hand * Hi, I make more money than you can spend * If i pet you will you follow me home * Why do i have a pierced tongue, you`ll soon find out * Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me * Do you wanna have kids with me, No, well then do you wanna practice * I wish you were a carousal so i could ride you all day long for a quarter * Hey girl im gonna have to put you on my To Do List * Save a horse, ride a cowboy * You know, its not permarital sex unless we plan to get married * Sex is a killer wanna die happy * Hey baby...infect me * Be unique and different...say yes
