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Whyc Patronizes Joel in a Good Way:
The "One" That Got Away
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I (Adam) had just bought a flashlight at the Advanced Auto Parts in Salyersville that came in one of those impossible to open, keep out of reach of children, hard plastic packages.  I whipped out my two-and-a-half-inch Old Timer pocket knife I had gotten for Christmas from the Boonscamp Church of God and sawed away.  I don't know what I would have done without Prink and J-Thorn there to guide every stroke.

About this time, Whyc was getting thirsty.  Luckily, Joel's not the kind of guy who can stand back and watch a friend waste away in the hot January morning sun.  If you've got the cash, Joel will find out exactly what it's worth to you, and then do anything he can to help.  Okay, he's not an opportunist shark, but Whyc offered.  Joel had some bottled water in his trunk.  Whyc bought the first one for a dollar.  The rest were distributed to the others for free.
[Opens with some kind of crazy alien laughter from Joel]

Prink: It's not a very... sturdy knife, there, is it Adam?
Adam: Yeah.  It'll do it.  Hold my coat for me, alright?
J-Thorn: You could probably just poke it through here.
Poke it through it?  And see if it... Prink, it's sharp.

Whyc: I just bought a water off Joel for a buck!
[laughs]
Joel: Making money already.
Well, Joel --
That's awesome [laughs].
Joel made a dollar.
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